I'm such a bad father!

[4F]

Awesome letter Noodley (I had you pegged at too old to have kids young enough that get sent to bed... sorry).

My kids (9 and 3) left home in the summer... after half an hour or so I checked out the back window to find them standing at the bottom of the garden under the fruit trees, both with their trousers round their ankles and leaves in their hands??

When I enquired as to what they were up to, the eldest said "teaching him how to wipe his bum on leaves, so we can live in the wild"

Could I suggest you stop letting them watch any more Ray Mears programmes.

 

[Speck]

This could happen

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSvS6NzX62I

 

[Wigsie]

Could I suggest you stop letting them watch any more Ray Mears programmes.

Its not Ray Mears so much, but they love bloody Bear Grylls! waiting for the day I look outside and see them eating grass snakes or Barbequing a hedgehog!

 

[Fnaar]

This could happen

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSvS6NzX62I

That's my old house, that is... as i said before in this thread, but nobody noticed

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Wierd....! I watched this, then thought "that's my old house, that is"... that was made in our neighbour's house, 2 doors down and outside the house we used to live in in London! How odd is that!!!

That's my old house, that is... as i said before in this thread, but nobody noticed

Blimey Fnaar - isn't that your old house?

What are the chances, etc...

 

[Speck]

That's my old house, that is... as i said before in this thread, but nobody noticed

Sorry, senior moment

 

[Fnaar]

But that's my old house, that is

 

[Bman]

Its not Ray Mears so much, but they love bloody Bear Grylls! waiting for the day I look outside and see them eating grass snakes or Barbequing a hedgehog!

LOL. I was going to say, "At least its Ray Mears, not Bear Grylls!"

Oh well!

 

[Greedo]

The Noodley children were sent to bed early this evening for failing to take on board the many requests to stop beating one another up.

I have just found a plea from younger Noodlette in the kitchen. It is folded in half with the message "reed or else sofor the consacwinses":

Sorry about erler on me and "elder Noodlette' are starving can we have some thing to eat please love you from 'elder Noodlette' and 'younger Noodlette' bye bye

She had then drawn a heart with 'I love my parentse I'm hungry'




I'm really gonna have to sort out her spelling

That made me laugh. Sound like fun kids with a sense of humour