I'm such a bad father!
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Corvette chic
Guest
- Location
- Accrington
Bloody fantastic!!!! .... yes the passport rofl!!!
Crankarm
Guru
- Location
- Nr Cambridge
ComedyPilot said:
Ha!
Class ............
.As I always thought parents love their kids, but kids don't love their parents
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MacB
Lover of things that come in 3's
- Location
- Farnborough, Hampshire
Jane was sorting out new Xmas piccies to send to relatives yesterday and the youngest MacB(9) was helping. From the 'not fit for use' pile of piccies he cut out his own head twice. Then he stuck this over his brothers heads to produce a picture that showed 3 of him
Jane Smart
The Queen
- Location
- Dunfermline Fife
Noodly that is a note you HAVE to keep for when they are older
Noodley said:The Noodley children were sent to bed early this evening for failing to take on board the many requests to stop beating one another up.
I have just found a plea from younger Noodlette in the kitchen. It is folded in half with the message "reed or else sofor the consacwinses":
Sorry about erler on me and "elder Noodlette' are starving can we have some thing to eat please love you from 'elder Noodlette' and 'younger Noodlette' bye bye
She had then drawn a heart with 'I love my parentse I'm hungry'
I'm really gonna have to sort out her spelling
I got taken to task by my eldest son's teacher for saying his spelling was atrocious. She said it wasn't important and he was the best Reading candidate (what we called Comprehension) in the class and that the spelling will come and that I wasn't to be too hard on him.
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
When we were little, my sister and I hatched a plot. I sent a note down in a little basket on a string over the bannisters, saying "I have kidnapped Katherine, and will only release her if we get 1p each." (I obviously wasn't really in it for the money).
My Dad recieved the note, and there was a pause, then a tug on the string, and we hauled it up to find a perfect biro shaded drawing of:
1 peach.
I also left home, aged 5, I took Teddy and my pyjamas, because my Mum had promised for days to help me make a chicken wishbone dolly (you drew a face on the top flat bit, and made a skirt to go round the 'legs', it was something we did when we had a roast chicken), and not got round to it (having a new sister probably didn't help). She saw me heading out and followed, and when I got to the gate I turned round and said "Well, which way is it?" She asked where to, and I said "Grandma's of course!". She said, well, it was a long way, I'd have to get a bus to the docks in Belfast, then a ferry to Liverpool, then a train to Leicester. Wouldn't I rather come back in and make some rice krispie cakes? I relented, but she never did make that dolly that time.
She still has, at home, the bag I ran away with....
My Dad recieved the note, and there was a pause, then a tug on the string, and we hauled it up to find a perfect biro shaded drawing of:
1 peach.
I also left home, aged 5, I took Teddy and my pyjamas, because my Mum had promised for days to help me make a chicken wishbone dolly (you drew a face on the top flat bit, and made a skirt to go round the 'legs', it was something we did when we had a roast chicken), and not got round to it (having a new sister probably didn't help). She saw me heading out and followed, and when I got to the gate I turned round and said "Well, which way is it?" She asked where to, and I said "Grandma's of course!". She said, well, it was a long way, I'd have to get a bus to the docks in Belfast, then a ferry to Liverpool, then a train to Leicester. Wouldn't I rather come back in and make some rice krispie cakes? I relented, but she never did make that dolly that time.
She still has, at home, the bag I ran away with....
ChrisKH said:I got taken to task by my eldest son's teacher for saying his spelling was atrocious. She said it wasn't important and he was the best Reading candidate (what we called Comprehension) in the class and that the spelling will come and that I wasn't to be too hard on him.
There was also an argument that correcting spelling "stifles creativity"
Me - 55 and still can't spell, or rather my problem is that I read what I think I wrote and cannot see obvious mistakes
Awesome letter Noodley (I had you pegged at too old to have kids young enough that get sent to bed... sorry
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My kids (9 and 3) left home in the summer... after half an hour or so I checked out the back window to find them standing at the bottom of the garden under the fruit trees, both with their trousers round their ankles and leaves in their hands??
When I enquired as to what they were up to, the eldest said "teaching him how to wipe his bum on leaves, so we can live in the wild"
).My kids (9 and 3) left home in the summer... after half an hour or so I checked out the back window to find them standing at the bottom of the garden under the fruit trees, both with their trousers round their ankles and leaves in their hands??
When I enquired as to what they were up to, the eldest said "teaching him how to wipe his bum on leaves, so we can live in the wild"
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
ComedyPilot said:
Wierd....! I watched this, then thought "that's my old house, that is"... Me and Mrs F spent an hour or so looking at old photos and Street View (comparing trees, variations in pavement, painted blue mark on edge of kerb, shape of wall, etc etc) and basically that was made in our neighbour's house, 2 doors down and outside the house we used to live in in London! How odd is that!!!
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