Imagine new Sports for 2020

[sheddy]

Distance football

Players and Ref to maintain a minimum 2(?)m distance at all times.

 

[Drago]

Pro-Celerity public-bicyle-police-dodging. Events will be held in Derbyshire, and the person who can ride the longest before being shot by a police sniper wins.

 

[raleighnut]

Staircase sprinting.

 

[Drago]

Bog Roll Supermarket Sweet.

Amateur Coughing on Police Officers.

Premier League Lake Dyeing. This started as an amateur event in Derbyshire, but looks set to take the nation by storm.

Drone Human Herding. A bit like sheepdog trials, but using a drone to herd humans into a police van.

 

[steveindenmark]

Potato planting race.

 

[Beebo]

Monkey Tennis?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

No touch British bulldog

You are the last virus free person in Britain. You must travel from one end of the country to the other whilst 60 million zombies try to touch you.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Boxing; with the gloves on 2m long carbon fibre extensions held by the protagonists.

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Distance kick boxing

 

[matticus]

Pro-Celebrity public-bicyle-police-dodging. Events will be held in Derbyshire, and the person who can ride the longest before being shot by a police sniper wins.

FTFY

 

[Edwardoka]

Crufts but for sourdough starter

(Crusts?)

 

[Chris S]

Webcam dogging.

 

[Edwardoka]

Monkey Tennis?

A fellow of culture, I see. Get Chas and Dave on facetime pronto

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Postal snooker. Both players rack the balls and when one takes a shot he emails a picture of the table to his opponent who then replicates the positions on his own table and takes his turn.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Uncooked bat eating contests.