Impatient berk gives themself a puncture

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So, I'm cycling into work this morning like a happy boy airman, approaching a refuge island on the A47 about half way between Eye and Thorney. The refuge island is one of two protecting a right-turn lane so that East-bound traffic isn't held up by lorries wishing to turn right into the quarry. I'm used to people trying to overtake me before the island as this narrows the road and means they have to wait behind me, but this morning seemed to be extra-special.
I was aware that a Land Rover Discovery had squeezed threough when I saw the left-right jerk of said car as it swerved to avoid the kerb marking the edge of the island. Bearing in mind it was semi-dark and raining steadily this wasn't the most intelligent thing to have done. I was rather suprised, therefore, when a black Peugeot 206 tried to overtake as I was passing the island itself, the narrowest point of the road at that junction.
I saw the roof of the car lurch to the left, simultaneous with a 'BUFSSS' sound as the offside front wheel hit the kerb and dislodged the bead of the tyre.
Ths car travelled on and so did I, shaking my head at the lunatic impatience of some drivers. My left turn was still approximately 5 yards distant when I became aware that a vehicle ahead had it's left indicator on and was slowing down. It pulled off the road onto the soft verge (for a second I thought it'd end up in the ditch beside the road) when I saw it's hazard lights come on, and realised it was the same black 206 that had passed me, only I presumed now it had a flat tyre.
I took my left turn, stopped and considered for a second being a good samaritan and offering to help change the tyre. I rapidly re-appraised this when (a) I looked at my watch and realised I was tight for time and (xx( it being an offside tyre saw I'd be hanging my behind out into a busy A-road changing someone else's wheel.
With a swift "feck that fer a game of soldiers" I wheeled away.
At no point did the Landy or the Pug come dangerously close to me, I just couldn't fathom the reckless impatience?
 

Rhythm Thief

Legendary Member
Location
Ross on Wye
Instant Karma xx(. You didright not to stop, doubtless the driver would have tried to blame it all on you.
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
I keep thinking it's gonna happen sometime...... the drivers either slam on and realise they can't get past you and an island, or barge through.....

Also a good chance they've bent a rim, and deffo knocked out the tracking......
 

HelenD123

Legendary Member
Location
York
There are signs round here telling motorists not to overtake cyclists at some of the traffic islands. Seems to work.
 

Sh4rkyBloke

Jaffa Cake monster
Location
Manchester, UK
That's terrible, Browser... I sincerely hope you're suitably ashamed of your actions.

Not only should you have stopped, but you should have taken the chance to laugh at them and to point out that it was their stupid driving that caused the problem, and that you are thankful they didn't hurt anyone during their impatience... and then to cycle off whistling a merry tune. :biggrin:;)
 

downfader

extimus uero philosophus
Location
'ampsheeeer
LOL that is beyond special behaviour! :biggrin:

Perhaps they should put those spikes over traffic islands and along kerbs to stop them mounting them when traffic bunches up! You know the ones, the ones that stop people driving the wrong way out of car parks. xx(
 

BentMikey

Rider of Seolferwulf
Location
South London
Ages ago someone parallel turned into my lane, and when I didn't cede space they drove into the traffic bollard. If I'd been really evil I would have taken a picture and written the council so they'd know who to reclaim the money from.
 

Crankarm

Guru
Location
Nr Cambridge
BentMikey said:
Ages ago someone parallel turned into my lane, and when I didn't cede space they drove into the traffic bollard. If I'd been really evil I would have taken a picture and written the council so they'd know who to reclaim the money from.

You didn't have your camera or your headcam on you then :biggrin:?
 

skudupnorth

Cycling Skoda lover
Justice i say ! they wil think twice about doing it again...if motorists like that actually "think" !

I had some pratt pull off a curb in front of me not long ago (thankfully not causing me any problem) but he miss-judged the drop off and curbed his nice shiney alloy......que tummy chuckle !
 

swee'pea99

Squire
Browser said:
I took my left turn, stopped and considered for a second being a good samaritan and offering to help change the tyre.
I think somebody's realityometer is in need of re-calibration and a squirt of WD-40. :laugh:
 
Passing the same location this morning it was a black (it would be black wouldn't it) Range Rover Sport and a 3-series rag-top Beemer, with what looked like very expensive, large-diameter alloys & ultra low-profile tyres. The Rangie just about passed be before the kerb but the Beemer was exactly where the Pug had been on Friday. All I could think was "risking probaly £6-700 of wheel/tyre for the sake of five seconds slow-down, I don't get it?".
 
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