Two things:OT but when I was a lad I worked in an ironmongers shop. We used to sell graphite powder as a lock lubricant.
Anyway I sometimes think about how similar brifters are to locks and wonder whether graphite would be a suitable lubricant.
1. Stories harking back to the days on ones youth should contain the phrase "when I were a lad", not "I was a lad", regardless of grammatical correctitude.
2. "Brifters". Really?