Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Next time you have a beret to hand, say to the assemble folk: "Do you want to see my impression of a famous rock 'n' roll singer?"
"Ooh, yes, go on!", they will say in anticipation.
You then casually toss said item of headgear across the room, and, after waiting a while for a suitable look of bemusement to cross their faces, you say:
"Chuck Beret!.
At this point, they will probably start hitting you, or simply offering you your coat.
"Ooh, yes, go on!", they will say in anticipation.
You then casually toss said item of headgear across the room, and, after waiting a while for a suitable look of bemusement to cross their faces, you say:
"Chuck Beret!.
At this point, they will probably start hitting you, or simply offering you your coat.