in praise of...........the beret

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Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Next time you have a beret to hand, say to the assemble folk: "Do you want to see my impression of a famous rock 'n' roll singer?"
"Ooh, yes, go on!", they will say in anticipation.
You then casually toss said item of headgear across the room, and, after waiting a while for a suitable look of bemusement to cross their faces, you say:
"Chuck Beret!.
At this point, they will probably start hitting you, or simply offering you your coat.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
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ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
My remaining hair is disappearing fast, so it will be a choice between a beret, a CycleChat buff and a cycling cap for me. (My head is too big to look good shaved, and I am not going to do a comb-over!)
 
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dellzeqq

dellzeqq

pre-talced and mighty
Location
SW2
Came up behind an ol' feller waiting on the corner for the bus...his beret looked so cool I almost stopped and complimented him on it, before deciding that he'd probably find it more disturbing than welcome.
not at all. I'd have taken the compliment for what it was
 
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