In the crap again ( but the depth varies )

[tyred]

Mrs R was thrown out of her lodgings when she was a student at Cambridge for taking her motorbike apart in the communal kitchen.

You are lucky to have such a woman

 

[DCLane]

+1 to that

SWMBO has complained about the bikes in the conservatory; currently there's 3 there. There's 3 more in the shed. And a couple outside.

Oh, and she's forgotten about the one that's still in my LBS

She's aware 3-5 are going in the spring but I'm going to have to shift one shortly to keep her quiet. That's almost certainly going to be the Raleigh Clubman I'm currently working on.

 

[Mrs M]

Use the dishwasher

Shaun

Don't even think about it!

 

[Mrs M]

Mr M is usually away early on Saturday mornings to golf and I have recently discovered, cleans his clubs in the bathroom sink before he goes.
When I had a small wobbler about this he said it was because we don't have a bidet!!

 

[accountantpete]

I used to go fishing and keeping maggots nice and fresh in the fridge met with a similar illogical response.

 

[Katherine]

If it's warm enough to get the bike dirty outside, then it's warm enough to clean it outside!

 

[Squid lips]

It's not warm enough to be out on the bike , mrs kicks me out of the house. with "you've spent a fortune on that bike get out and use the bloody thing " ringing in my earholes and my reply is " yes dear "

 

[shouldbeinbed]

I don't have a garage and the chickens would make working in the garden an interesting experience with their habit of nicking stuff that looks like it might be food - nuts, bolts, cables......

I do most work in the kitchen but have been known to do bits in the front room.

Mrs doesn't mind generally with the bike stuff. It means she has first call on the car when she wants.

 

[david k]

I dismatled my yamaha rs 100 in my bedroom..mum was hilariously funny..and very energetic ,I thought she'd had ninja training .
I fix and clean my bikes in the kitchen when the good lady is at work..but im good at housework so ive been lucky, but I did wash my oily rags in her LG machine and used a little fairy to help break down the oil....that didn't go well

I've had many motorbikes but my yammy rs 100 was the best ever, would love one again, so light and nippy

 

[Drago]

My missus had the bloody cheek to moan when she found my truck parts in the dishwasher.

 

[Squid lips]

My missus had the bloody cheek to moan when she found my truck parts in the dishwasher.

The cheek and the nerve of some folk

 

[david k]

My missus had the bloody cheek to moan when she found my truck parts in the dishwasher.

Is that a euphenism ?

 

[vernon]

I used to go fishing and keeping maggots nice and fresh in the fridge met with a similar illogical response.

An OFSTED inspector was non too pleased when he discovered that my science department colleagues and I kept our milk and sandwiches in the same fridge as the dissection rats pickled in formaldehyde. We couldn't see what the fuss was about we couldn't give the rats food poisoning, they were dead already.

 

[screenman]

It is all in the training, we have been married over 40 years now, I no longer wash the bikes indoors.

She goes outside and washes and polishes them for me.










I wish

 

[Hyslop]

It's not warm enough to be out on the bike , mrs kicks me out of the house. with "you've spent a fortune on that bike get out and use the bloody thing " ringing in my earholes and my reply is " yes dear "