In the maternity wing.

[screenman]

I know a funny place for a young old guy to be.

 

[marinyork]

Are there any queues?

 

[screenman]

Are there any queues?

I am in a waiting room with one other person.

 

[winjim]

I am in a waiting room with one other person.

Shortly to be two other people?

 

[accountantpete]

From Here To Maternity?

 

[Drago]

Welcome to the maternity.

 

[screenman]

I have just been electrocuted about 100 times.

 

[ufkacbln]

You are @Drago, a little confused after the anaesthetic

 

[TVC]

I have just been electrocuted about 100 times.

You don't learn very quickly do you.

 

[Drago]

Perhaps he gets his jollies off it? Some kind of sado masochist waiting room at the hospital?

 

[stephec]

Perhaps he gets his jollies off it? Some kind of sado masochist waiting room at the hospital?

He's gone all quiet, it's probably rubber gloves time.

 

[cosmicbike]

He must be dead, having been electrocuted. Most people don't survive the first time. .

 

[screenman]

Back home, the neurophysiological department is in the maternity wing, I have had my nerve whatever thingies tested as I get quite a lot of pins and needles.

 

[classic33]

He must be dead, having been electrocuted. Most people don't survive the first time. .

"Lightning Roy", seven times.

 

[Drago]

He must be dead, having been electrocuted. Most people don't survive the first time. .

OBITUARIES.

Screenman, 1876 - 2017. Lover, explorer, philanthropist, crocodile wrestler, stalker of Thora Hird. Heir to the slave trade fortune of Sir Cedric Nastybarsteward, but spent the entire inheritance on windscreens for his collection. Will be sadly missed by his friend, and the p*** takers on cycle chat.

"Smell that? That's a kebab fart."