Indicator vest

[growingvegetables]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01N0SvDBjmo

It would of course be churlish of me to record that our muppet, with his splayed-out feet, seat-too-low, BSO (yup, we've all seen 'em; aye, and they ALL have front suspension!) ...... doesn't have a rear light fitted.

But he HAS a GoPro on his handlebars. Duuuuh!

 

[screenman]

How long before some do gooder sees them and tries to make them obligatory?

I am working on it now, whilst signing the import contract.

 

[growingvegetables]

How long before some do gooder sees them and tries to make them obligatory?

STFU. DON'T give 'em ideas!

 

[classic33]

How long before some do gooder sees them and tries to make them obligatory?

Two problems, only minor, but problems none the less.
1. Rearward facing lights should be Red
2. It only indicates a left turn.

 

[screenman]

Two problems, only minor, but problems none the less.
1. Rearward facing lights should be Red
2. It only indicates a left turn.

The last bit just makes the ride longer, brilliant.

 

[classic33]

The last bit just makes the ride longer, brilliant.

And if you want to turn tight what do you do/use?

 

[Drago]

You either turn left three times, or wear the vest upside down.

 

[screenman]

And if you want to turn tight what do you do/use?

Handlebars?

 

[classic33]

You either turn left three times, or wear the vest upside down.

That'll stand a chance of getting you back to where you started

 

[growingvegetables]

And if you want to turn tight what do you do/use?

Shock tactics. The middle yellow button is actually a hot-line connection to Kim Jong-un's private mobile number.

And you thought Trump was dangerous!

 

[classic33]

Shock tactics. The middle yellow button is actually a hot-line connection to Kim Jong-un's private mobile number.

And you thought Trump was dangerous!

Is that for his HTC phone or something else?

 

[screenman]

That'll stand a chance of getting you back to where you started

You ever tried getting anywhere with my wife navigating?

 

[classic33]

You ever tried getting anywhere with my wife navigating?

That's open to mis-interpretation.

 

[Oxo]

I have an idea. A fold-out led sign that you can store in your back pocket that can be held up after c*nts in cars pass you so they can read it in their rear mirrors - "You f*cking bellend" "You better hope I never meet you or I'll rip you're f*cking face off" (Maybe one for a group with some level of co-ordination) "I hope you die soon" "Yes, I did call you a c*nt" "Ok, judge if you are brave enough out of your car" etc

Odious!

 

[Drago]

I wonder if they can be remotely hacked and re programmed to show a hand holding the middle finger aloft?