Inflatable Shark Attack Man Convicted

[theclaud]

...Please insert any appropriate crap pun here...

A superfluous invitation, if ever I saw one.

 

[Fnaar]

Can you two not even try to stay on topic? We are doing shark puns not citrus.

Prob'ly the stocky and powerful Lemon Shark. mind you, I like a bit of citrus punnery now and then.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemon_sharkhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemon_shark

 

[rich p]

Can you two not even try to stay on tonic? .

Ice and a slice please

 

[Paulus]

Was the steward Chinese by any chance? If so thats why he got dropped in the soup!!

 

[Drago]

All seems very fishy to me. I wonder if he had a drink to drown his sorrows back at his plaice?

 

[Drago]

When the victim received the blow to his head he staggered backwards and shouted, "oh my cod!"

 

[Archie_tect]

Once Ad gets his teeth into something, he doesn't let go.

 

[Archie_tect]

I'll bask in your reflected glory.

 

[Paulus]

Was he trying to bask in the glory?

 

[Archie_tect]

Ha ha!

 

[Paulus]

I'll bask in your reflected glory.

Touche!

 

[Archie_tect]

Got to keep this thread moving along or it'll die.

 

[Crackle]

So many responses: we're gonna need a bigger thread

 

[John the Monkey]

The French have accused him of requin Grimsby's reputation, as though the shark wielder had gon(flable) quite mad.

 

[benb]

Well what a carrion