Irreverent Daily Chat

[Smurfy]

I have just found a Bella Bunny at the back of one of my kitchen cupboards. Her best before date was April 2012.

Should I:
a. Smash her with a hammer, and eat her
b. Put her back in the cupboard
c. Other (please state)

 

[Arch]

I have just found a Bella Bunny at the back of one of my kitchen cupboards. Her best before date was April 2012.

Should I:
a. Smash her with a hammer, and eat her
b. Put her back in the cupboard
c. Other (please state)

C. Put her in a Bain Marie (A dish over a pan of boiling water), and watch her melt. Then use her to cover a cake or something. Then eat her.

Or just eat her. It's a Best Before date, not a Use By.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

I have just found a Bella Bunny at the back of one of my kitchen cupboards. Her best before date was April 2012.

Should I:
a. Smash her with a hammer, and eat her
b. Put her back in the cupboard
c. Other (please state)

I'll go for C.. Lick her and put her back in the cupboard. No-one will notice..
(don't worry about the date.. you will know if it's gone bad)

 

[TheDoctor]

I have just found a Bella Bunny at the back of one of my kitchen cupboards. Her best before date was April 2012.

Should I:
a. Smash her with a hammer, and eat her
b. Put her back in the cupboard
c. Other (please state)

Just replace the batteries and it should be fine.

 

[Smurfy]

I'll go for C.. Lick her and put her back in the cupboard. No-one will notice..
(don't worry about the date.. you will know if it's gone bad)

Shocking behaviour!

Just replace the batteries and it should be fine.

I don't think there's any Rampant genes in Bella! And besides, wouldn't a chocolate rabbit melt with body heat?

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Shocking behaviour!

ermmm.. sorry!

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

C. Put her in a Bain Marie (A dish over a pan of boiling water), and watch her melt. Then use her to cover a cake or something

Now that's what I call "wise" choice!!!

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Pssst.. guys! I think they discovered that we use the code to analyse serious issues here..
Make some proper irreverent talk and act normal, or they'll close us down!

Ermmm.. @YellowTim how do you think the Islamic Republic has developed ideologically since the revolution of 1979?

 

[Smurfy]

Now that's what I call "wise" choice!!!

The Bain Marie suggestion is a bit too close to bunny-boiling for my liking!

 

[Smurfy]

Sorry but I'm amazed some Mod hasn't merged this stuff with Tea? yet. Did you mean 'inconsequential' rather than 'irreverent'?

It can't be merged with 'Tea?' It has a body, life and soul of its own.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

The Bain Marie suggestion is a bit too close to bunny-boiling for my liking!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but last I saw from you you were ready to happily chew her ear... lol

 

[Smurfy]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but last I saw from you you were ready to happily chew her ear... lol

Yes, but I was going to smash her with a hammer first, which would be quick and humane.

In any case, as a man I'm incapable of boiling a bunny, only a woman would do such a thing!

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

In any case, as a man I'm incapable of boiling a bunny, only a woman would do such a thing!

meow

 

[Smurfy]

Pssst! For anyone looking for a star-studded career in Hollywood, there may be a way to get in through the back door.

 

[pawl]

Why did you put them back? I ate two yesterday.. Am I bad? Did I have to wait till Christmas?

If i can get them i eat hot cross buns all year.Sad old git.