Is mid life crisis real?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by clid61, 21 Mar 2014.

  1. clid61

    clid61 Veteran

    Location:
    The North
    discuss

    cos im having a hell of a time here and its hurting !
     
  2. snorri

    snorri Legendary Member

    It's all in the mind.:smile:
    How do you know you have reached mid life anyway?
     
  3. swee'pea99

    swee'pea99 Legendary Member

    Apparently the way to tell if you're in one is if you buy a motorbike.
     
  4. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    I couldn't afford a sports car or motorbike when I had mine, so I bought a touring bicycle instead. Couldn't find any 20yr olds who wanted to sh@g me, either. Their loss :thumbsup:
     
  5. I like Skol

    I like Skol Hold my beer and watch this....

    Location:
    Ashton-under-Lyne
    I bought a 'racer' so perhaps my crisis is/was more of a crisis than your crisis?

    My wife is still a 20yr old in my eyes :wub:. Does this count?
     
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  6. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

    Location:
    Northumberland
    That's not a mid life crisis Skol- your glasses may need cleaning. [you old softie]
     
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  7. Depends....is this your first or fifth?
     
  8. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    No, it doesn't... you are meant to lose all sense of right and wrong, have an affair with a much younger woman who is quite taken with your mature attitude to life, compared to the young twerps she's dated so far, then, when she finds a handsome stud who *is* actually in touch with his feminine side, and runs off to Acapulco with him, you resignedly accept your lot in life, and your wife takes you back willingly, smiling winsomely and saying 'you silly old fool, what were you thinking of?', but occasionally going off on one and throwing a tea-towel at you. You clearly didn't take it seriously! :thumbsup::smile:
     
  9. And forgot to buy the motorbike and/or tank!
     
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  10. MontyVeda

    MontyVeda a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll

    not really... it's just a term used to belittle stress and anxiety.
     
  11. I thought i'd try out the tank during my 3rd but couldn't figure out if they'd let me drive it home up the M6.....worryingly for some at the time, i was being completely serious! :whistle:
     
  12. OP
    OP
    clid61

    clid61 Veteran

    Location:
    The North
    Thanks for that you lot , very reassuring
     
  13. ayceejay

    ayceejay Guru

    Location:
    Rural Quebec
    I never quite understood this 'mid-life' crisis thing, does it come about because you realise that at 45 you have another 45 years to go or only 45 years to go? And with only 45 years to go do you want to squeeze in more crazy than the previous 45? I mean what's the rush?
     
  14. Brandane

    Brandane Fair weather cyclist.

    Location:
    Ayrshire.
    I had my mid life crisis at the tender age of 20 then. I'm happy to be able to confirm that 20 didn't turn out to be mid life :smile:.
     
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  15. WHAT!???? You get more when reach 45!!!!!!!!!! :hyper::hyper::hyper::crazy:
     
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