Is my wife being unreasonable? Part 3

[vernon]

I worry she's going to kick me out. She keeps telling me to box up all my stuff that's in the spare room. Is she planning for someone else to move in? In my own bloody house?

You're just not letting on that you know that she's up the duff aren't you?

 

[vernon]

She does make bloody nice cake.

Not as nice as mine though.

 

[Berk on a Bike]

Tired and fatigued. Morning sickness. Will ride it after nine months. Hmmm....

Congratulations

 

[TVC]

She does make bloody nice cake.

Her buns are good as well I hear, has she got any in the oven right now?

 

[vernon]

Tired and fatigued. Morning sickness. Will ride it after nine months. Hmmm....

Beat you to it.

 

[AndyRM]

Congratulations, Internet stranger! Nicely written way to break the news.

 

[winjim]

You're just not letting on that you know that she's up the duff aren't you?

If I ignore it, will it go away?

 

[jefmcg]

Beat you to it.

I was there a page ago.

 

[vernon]

If I ignore it, will it go away?

When it arrives you'll sometimes wish that it would go away.

Not for long though.

 

[AndyRM]

If I ignore it, will it go away?

Give it around 18 years or so.

 

[vernon]

I was there a page ago.

I am still factually correct.

 

[winjim]

Give it around 18 years or so.

Be lucky. 30 seems to be the deal these days.

 

[Saluki]

I worry she's going to kick me out. She keeps telling me to box up all my stuff that's in the spare room. Is she planning for someone else to move in? In my own bloody house?

Better than the 'new lodger' being in your bedroom. +1 on building a trailer for her gorgeous purple bike.

 

[rich p]

I was there a page ago.

I think TVC beat both of you

 

[marknotgeorge]

This reminds me of when, as a youngster, I worked in a dial-a-pizza place, where the boss was a fat, foul-mouthed Kiwi. One busy Saturday evening, when amongst the punters waiting for their circular cheesy goodness was an obviously enciente woman, he sneaked up behind me and whispered "we know what you've been doing!". And since then, that's been my Pavlovian thought when seeing a pregnant woman.