Is my wife being unreasonable? Part 3

[winjim]

I don't wish to be pedantic but what happened to 'Is my wife being unreasonable? Part 2'?

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/is-my-wife-being-unreasonable-the-sequel.173748/

 

[AndyRM]

I don't wish to be pedantic but what happened to 'Is my wife being unreasonable? Part 2'?

It broke the naming convention a bit which explains why you might have struggled to locate it:

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/is-my-wife-being-unreasonable-the-sequel.173748/

 

[AndyRM]

Damnit!

 

[vernon]

I think TVC beat both of you

But I still beat Berk on a Bike.

 

[rich p]

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/is-my-wife-being-unreasonable-the-sequel.173748/

Rocky thought a sequel was what women in Come Dancing sewed onto their tutus

 

[winjim]

This reminds me of when, as a youngster, I worked in a dial-a-pizza place, where the boss was a fat, foul-mouthed Kiwi. One busy Saturday evening, when amongst the punters waiting for their circular cheesy goodness was an obviously enciente woman, he sneaked up behind me and whispered "we know what you've been doing!". And since then, that's been my Pavlovian thought when seeing a pregnant woman.

I recall a comedian who had that shouted at her in the street. Her response was that all they were really saying was "I know where babies come from", which isn't too much to be proud of!

 

[rich p]

But I still beat Berk on a Bike.

Very alliterative Vern, and slightly filthy sounding.

 

[vernon]

Give it around 18 years or so.

Then they come back five years later....

 

[Berk on a Bike]

But I still beat Berk on a Bike.

I'm a really slow typer...

 

[AndyRM]

Then they come back five years later....

Move house and don't tell them.

 

[vernon]

Move house and don't tell them.

<TRUE STORY>My mother did that to me. Not only had she moved but the entire street had been demolished.</TRUE STORY>

 

[AndyRM]

<TRUE STORY>My mother did that to me. Not only had she moved but the entire street had been demolished.</TRUE STORY>

Bit drastic!

 

[vernon]

Bit drastic!

Nah. Just forgetful. She forgot to tell me. So she said at the time.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Move house and don't tell them.

Err my mother sort of did that as well. She moved out of the family home when her last 2 kids failed to, married her boyfriend and after some 4 years or so of my brother and sister being her tenants in her home, sold the house to my sister ... My brother only finally moved out last September at the age of 26, moving in with his father...

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Congrats @winjim & Mrs!
To my great shame after reading the first couple of posts of this thread I had hoped that lovely bike would be for sale
For sure, get a child trailer for it