Is there a better opening line in british rock than...

[Lardyboy]

"It was a lost weekend, in a hotel room in Amsterdam."

 

[Lardyboy]

"Billy rapped all night about his suicide..."

 

[Lardyboy]

"Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head"

On a bit of a roll at the mo!

 

[mr_cellophane]

"You've done too much"

 

[mr_cellophane]

Over bridge of sighs
To rest my eyes in shades of green

 

[Lardyboy]

"Always at the foot of the photograph - that's me there, snug as a thug in a mugshot pose..."

 

[mr_cellophane]

We're all going on a summer holiday.
No more working for a week or two.
Fun and laughter on a summer holiday.
No more worries for me and you.
For a week or two.

or

"A Cheap holiday in other peoples misery!"

 

[Lardyboy]

"Is it worth it? A new winter coat and shoes for the wife, and a bicycle on the boy's birthday."

 

[Lardyboy]

"I never thought it would happen / With me and the girl from Clapham"

I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham

My favourite Squeeze line is,

"My assets froze while yours have dropped."

 

[dragon72]

I am the master of the universe. The wind of time is blowing through me.

(or maybe that's last night's Tarka Dhal)

 

[Lardyboy]

"Teenage dream's so hard to beat, every time she walks down the street"

 

[TVC]

One, Two, Three, Four,
John the Baptist knows the score.