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Lardyboy

New Member
"Billy rapped all night about his suicide..."
 

Lardyboy

New Member
"Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head"

On a bit of a roll at the mo!
 

mr_cellophane

Legendary Member
accountantpete said:
We're all going on a summer holiday.
No more working for a week or two.
Fun and laughter on a summer holiday.
No more worries for me and you.
For a week or two.

or

"A Cheap holiday in other peoples misery!"
 

Lardyboy

New Member
"Is it worth it? A new winter coat and shoes for the wife, and a bicycle on the boy's birthday."
 

Lardyboy

New Member
Flying_Monkey said:
"I never thought it would happen / With me and the girl from Clapham"

I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham

My favourite Squeeze line is,

"My assets froze while yours have dropped."
 

dragon72

Guru
I am the master of the universe. The wind of time is blowing through me.

(or maybe that's last night's Tarka Dhal)
 
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