Is there a man's version of 50 shades then?

[ComedyPilot]

I have just heard the main charachter was based on an effeminate Top Gear presenter - 50 Shades of May

 

[ComedyPilot]

the foreskin/circumcision thread in politics got me thinking:

The cheesemakers version: 50 Shades of Whey

 

[ComedyPilot]

The silver-service waiter's version: 50 Shades of Tray

 

[ComedyPilot]

How about a risque religious version?

50 Shades of Pray?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The tanning salon addict's version

50 Shades Of Ray.

 

[vernon]

The red and white attired deliverer of Christmas presents version:

Fifty shades of sleigh.

 

[andy glazzard]

Painting carts 50 shades of dray

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The East End Criminal Gang version

50 Shades of Kray.

 

[subaqua]

the homosexual version

50 shades of Gay.

 

[Peteaud]

The banks version

50 bungs of pay

 

[andy glazzard]

Dogs home 50 shades of stray

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The Smoker's version

50 Shades Of Ashtray.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dogs home 50 shades of stray

Bugger, beat me to it!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The ASBO version

50 Shades Of Afray.

 

[Peteaud]

Carpet fitter version

50 ways to lay