is this the worst news ever?

[smokeysmoo]

Isn't tea for girls?

Yes, it is in my book, hateful drink. Girls and old dears who take their coats off indoors but leave their hats on

 

[Fab Foodie]

Oh Fcuk, recently the Doctor told me to virtually give-up eating animal products and alcohol, now this. Anyone got the number for the Samaritans?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

So, us tea drinkers are all going have to die or make life not worth living. I think I'll opt for brewicide!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Oh Fcuk, recently the Doctor told me to virtually give-up eating animal products and alcohol, now this. Anyone got the number for the Digniteas?

FTFY

 

[redcard]

No, it's for grown ups, only kids don't like tea and coffee.

I find obsessive tea and coffee drinkers even more annoying than the morons who drink those 500ml cans of pretend Red Bull.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I find obsessive tea and coffee drinkers even more annoying than the morons who drink those 500ml cans of pretend Red Bull.

Who says I'm obsessive, I don't need coffee to start me in the morning, but I'd rather drink tea than drink loads of soft drinks and have more gas in me than an effing Zepollin!

 

[redcard]

Who says I'm obsessive, I don't need coffee to start me in the morning, but I'd rather drink tea than drink loads of soft drinks and have more gas in me than an effing Zepollin!

Wasn't necessarily talking about you, Doug!

 

[NotthatJasonKenny]

My 83yr old gran tells me there is one golden rule which has kept her going...'everything in moderation' I can remember getting in trouble when I asked if that included cocaine, apparently everything doesn't mean everything, some things are optional apparently!

 

[classic33]

That horrible Irish stuff spelt with an 'E' is, yes!

Nowt wrong with it. You must be drinking the wrong sort. Suggest you try "Holy Water" & let us know what you think.

Note
"The team said it did not know if tea was a risk factor or if drinkers lived to ages where cancer was more common."

 

[classic33]

It doesn't say what size cup though. So I take it I'm safe if I only drink5 a day from my two pint pot?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Nowt wrong with it. You must be drinking the wrong sort. Suggest you try "Holy Water" & let us know what you think.

But it has a 'E'...... I utterly refuse point blank to drink a Whisky with an 'E' in it!

Note
"The team said it did not know if tea was a risk factor or if drinkers lived to ages where cancer was more common."

Yes I was wondering when someone would point that one out and show the article to be the completely unfounded bollox which the author of 'Bad Science' (Ben Goldacre?) would be proud of!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It doesn't say what size cup though. So I take it I'm safe if I only drink5 a day from my two pint pot?

I used to use one of those old enamel cans (complete with cup) which train drivers used to use. I can't remember how much it held, but it was over a pint anyway!

 

[classic33]

But it has a 'E'...... I utterly refuse point blank to drink a Whisky with an 'E' in it!

Just a quick question. Why are you putting E's into your drinks or is it only done with whiskey?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

BECAUSE I LIKE TO DANCE MAN!!

No, it's just the spelling of Whisky.

 

[fossyant]

I can no longer drink alcohol because of health reasons and now I can't drink tea?
I have around 15 cups a day! What am I supposed to drink now?

Back to the beer then !