Is your 'biscuit profile' accurate?

[Hitchington]

I don't doubt it having visited this website a few times.

http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/

I have the very occasional Oreo but, otherwise, I abstain.

Here's what a biscuitologist of world renown has to say on the matter....

http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/index.php3

oh, hai

 

[stephec]

What a load of tosh.
Profile 2, lives in London AND watches Coronation St?

No such Londoner exists.

There must be some who think it's a documentary?

 

[biggs682]

Digestives all the way for me but i am not as described so profile is wrong

 

[Markymark]

There must be some who think it's a documentary?

Some have jobs, aren't alcoholics and not overweight........

Clearly fiction.

 

[ufkacbln]

You know that biscuits are highly dangerous?

And where are the custard creams?

Especially Custard Creams

CUSTARD creams are Britain's most dangerous biscuits, it was revealed yesterday A study claimed an estimated 25million people in Britain had been injured by biscuits.

Hidden dangers included flying fragments and daredevil dunking in scalding tea. And custard creams were the worst offenders, posing the biggest risk to innocent dunkers.

Around 500 people a year need hospital treatment because of biscuit injuries.

The study by Mindlab found 29 per cent of adults had been splashed or scalded by hot drinks while dunking or trying to fish the remnants from hot tea.

They also found 28 per cent had choked on crumbs and 10 per cent had broken a tooth or filling biting a biccy.

More unusually, three per cent had poked themselves in the eye with a biscuit and seven per cent were bitten by a pet or "other wild animal" trying to get their biscuit.

One man ended up stuck in wet concrete after wading in to pick up a stray biscuit.

Mindlab have now devised a Biscuit Injury Threat Evaluation, or B.I.T.E. Custard creams get a risk rating of 5.63.

The study was commissioned by Rocky - which was rated the country's third riskiest type of biscuit.

Mindlab International director Dr David Lewis said: "We tested the physical properties of 15 popular types of biscuits, along with aspects of their consumption such as dunkability and crumb dispersal.

"Then a mathematician correlated these findings with a nationwide survey of over 1000 adults."

Mike Driver, of Rocky, said: "Working with biscuits every day, we'd long suspected they're not as innocent as they look - and we were right."

 

[Julia9054]

Custard creams, Jamie Dodgers and fig rolls.
No other biscuit comes close.
Your Bike Shed - cafe in York - do giant home made Jammie Dodgers. Yum!

 

[stephec]

Some have jobs, aren't alcoholics and not overweight........

Clearly fiction.

You forgot to add something else to that list, it's not on Channel 5.

 

[Sara_H]

McVities commissioned a survey to celebrate National Biscuit week and came up with these profiles.

Digestive lovers are most like to…

• Describe themselves as ‘fun-loving’
• Watch Hollyoaks
• Wish they were a little bit wiser
• Cite Frozen’s Elsa as their favourite Disney Character
• Invite Cara Delevingne out for a drink

Milk Chocolate Digestive lovers are most likely to…

• Go on beach holidays to Spain
• Watch Coronation Street
• Class themselves as a ‘kind’ person
• Live in London
• Want to take David Beckham out for a drink

Rich Tea lovers are most likely to…

• Head to Paris for culture and romance for their holidays
• Describe themselves as shy
• Enjoy watching The Only Way Is Essex
• Wish they were funnier
• Live in East Anglia

Jaffa Cake lovers are most likely to…

• Want to go for a drink with Joey Essex
• Describe themselves as ‘cheeky’
• Watch Geordie Shore
• Wish they were more responsible
• Claim their favourite dessert is banoffee pie

Hobnob lovers are most likely to…

• Be 36 years old
• Choose to holiday amongst the bright lights of Las Vegas
• Describe themselves as ‘funny’
• Invite James Corden for a drink
• Watch EastEnders

Ginger Nut lovers are most likely to…

• Be female
• Wish they were more sophisticated
• Most want to hang out with Russell Brand and Adele
• Describe themselves as ‘feisty’
• Take a trip to Tokyo for their holiday

Fruit Shortcake lovers are most likely to…

• Describe themselves as ‘charming’
• Choose a ‘staycation’ in the UK over holidays abroad
• Watch Neighbours
• Wish they were more patient
• Live in the north-west of England

My Jaffa Cake profile was 100% wrong.

I love all these biscuits, but forced to choose one it would be Jaffa cake. I do not recognise myself in the Jaffa cake profile.

 

[TheSoulReaver03]

Am I the only one who doesn't know half of these things?!

 

[Gravity Aided]

No. I fall into the fruit shortcake parameters, but live in Illinois and prefer Jaffa Cakes. And digestives.

 

[Julia9054]

No. I fall into the fruit shortcake parameters, but live in Illinois and prefer Jaffa Cakes. And digestives.

I read this as fruit shortcake panniers!

 

[Hitchington]

I read this as fruit shortcake panniers!

Now that's a biscuit!

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

I have to choose just one biscuit???

 

[gbb]

[QUOTE 3719384, member: 259"]Jaffa cakes aren't biscuits. But they are revolting.[/QUOTE]
Heretic.....burn him at the stake !!!

 

[classic33]

I have to choose just one biscuit???