It begins

[Fab Foodie]

How many shopping days left until Christmas?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

So, if you have an aircraft on a treadmill and...

What was the answer again? I forgot.

 

[grumpyoldwoman]

What was the answer again? I forgot.

42 of course! Everyone knows that!

 

[mustang1]

Yesterday I pressed such a button. Everything was all set except for one tiny thing. So I pushed the button. 5 minutes later I got a phonecall.... "Mustang, did you push the button?"

 

[mustang1]

Yesterday IDS (Irritable Duncan Someone) claimed that staying in the EU would leave us open to "Paris style attacks"... what a fecking nobber.

IDS has changed his accent quite significantly. He used to talk REALLY WEIRD like partial singing, partial up and down times, partial drunk, and partially like he was on a pogo stick. Does anyone else recall that?

Ps. If guess he's still using the pogo stick.

 

[I like Skol]

WHAT!!! There's going to be an EU referendum?

 

[mcshroom]

WHAT!!! There's going to be an EU referendum?

Sshh, They're trying to keep it quiet!

 

[biggs682]

well i am sat in bed and just noticed that a pair of magpies have begun hopping in and out of a nest in a big tree just up the road , so as @Drago says " it begins "

 

[mcshroom]

Perhaps we should start the 'shake it all about' campaign

 

[Drago]

Perhaps we should start the 'shake it all about' campaign

I like that, it's given me my first smile of the day!

 

[Markymark]

Yes, and even more surprising, there is porn on the internet.

There's internet within the porn apparently.

 

[classic33]

How many shopping days left until Christmas?

Been answered.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Great Britain.

Would be less Britain without Scarborough and York, I'd think.

 

[mybike]

In one hand i have a cup of coffee and in the other a slice of marmite on toast . I think tea goes better with marmite on toast so i'm voting for tea .

Bovril is better.

There's a chance of snow this week. Possibly even a decent summer!!

I hope it lasts longer than this week.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Been answered.

What? Today?