longers
Legendary Member
Is it the same as Chefs Arse?
Itchy bottom!
- Thread starter Dayvo
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Is it the same as Chefs Arse?
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger
slowmotion
Quite dreadful
- Location
- lost somewhere
I'm no expert dude... General Practioners sometimes confuse Chefs' Arse with"Drummers' Butt".
Go on, check these embarrassing afflictions in an Urban Dictionary.
Scrot Rot only afflicts the inner upper thigh, I believe.
Globalti
Legendary Member
FFS just take a good dollop of Lipsalve on the end of your finger and smear it on your ricker. Problem solved. The anal mucosa are made of the same tissue as the lips and get sore for similar reasons.
Obviously don't apply it direct from the Lipsalve then use it on your mouth.....
Obviously don't apply it direct from the Lipsalve then use it on your mouth.....
Browser
Guru
- Location
- Crowland, Lincolnshire, UK.
I occasionally get a sore 'rusty bullet hole' and find that Sudocrem, as used my mothers on babies behinds for years, is very effective. Had the worms several times as a kid, most recently when we got our dog last year (thanks Basil!). As you say, not fun at all, itches like hell!
BenScoobert
Senior Member
- Location
- Halifax
[QUOTE 1148901"]
It's obvious that you lot have no medical training or experience at all. Dayvo, I am a qualified nurse, you can listen to me.
Bottom worms are very delicate creatures and have very thin membranes around their heads, they are very delicate and die immediately if this thin membrane is breached. The best thing you can do is to smear a good big dollop of Deep Heat or Algipan or Tiger Balm around your ringer just before bedtime. They will not bother you again.
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+1
but rather than post pics, please record the audio
It's obvious that you lot have no medical training or experience at all. Dayvo, I am a qualified nurse, you can listen to me.
Bottom worms are very delicate creatures and have very thin membranes around their heads, they are very delicate and die immediately if this thin membrane is breached. The best thing you can do is to smear a good big dollop of Deep Heat or Algipan or Tiger Balm around your ringer just before bedtime. They will not bother you again.
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+1
but rather than post pics, please record the audio
2Loose
Guru
- Location
- Loughborough, Leicestershire.
Just before the end of school term, we were warned of a case of thread worm at the school and told to watch our daughter for the itchy symptoms particularly at night time.
Worm tablets are cheap, but fortunately she hasn't had any of the symptoms. Still, they keep...
Worm tablets are cheap, but fortunately she hasn't had any of the symptoms. Still, they keep...
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
We called it Crutch Rot at the rugby club.
Man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger
It smells of roses, Fnaar!
[QUOTE 1148896"]You can then trap the worms on them when they exit the black hole. Then post a photo of them here. [/quote]
You asked for it! http://jimdesu.us/pe...worm-795078.jpg
I use that for me haemorroids!
Tried all kinds of creams and lotions! Time for tablets! Vermox
[QUOTE 1148901"]
It's obvious that you lot have no medical training or experience at all. Dayvo, I am a qualified nurse, you can listen to me.
Bottom worms are very delicate creatures and have very thin membranes around their heads, they are very delicate and die immediately if this thin membrane is breached. The best thing you can do is to smear a good big dollop of Deep Heat or Algipan or Tiger Balm around your ringer just before bedtime. They will not bother you again.
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Good effort, Maggot, but I played rugby for 20 years and know all about Ralgex, Horse Oils and the like!
Campfire
Über Member
- Location
- near Risley Moss, Warrington
Ughhhhh - too much information, really guys!
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
NormanD
Lunatic Asylum Escapee
- Location
- Heworth the other side of life!
Just superglue the anus closed ...end of problem..
WARNING: This course of treatment may cause rapid weight gain plus massive personal discomfort in a short amount of time. ... Care should be undertaken while applying the glue to the area, as explaining why your finger is glued to your anus while attending casualty, could be problematic.
WARNING: This course of treatment may cause rapid weight gain plus massive personal discomfort in a short amount of time. ... Care should be undertaken while applying the glue to the area, as explaining why your finger is glued to your anus while attending casualty, could be problematic.
slowmotion
Quite dreadful
- Location
- lost somewhere
Well, that would be a heroic act of self-sacrifice to prevent further infestation within your household, but I suspect that the "little wriggler" population within the lower gut might continue to multiply. When the pressure of the threadworms reached a catastrophic level.....well....not a pretty way to go....
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
