Itchy bottom!

[Mad Doug Biker]

Obviously don't apply it direct from the Lipsalve then use it on your mouth.....

Why not?? it might enhance the flavour.

Seriously though, I used to be quite itchy round there but it seems to have dissapeared these days. I fact, I had forgotten all about it.
I found that a good wriggle whilst sitting on a seat was good at scratching it.

Anyway, yeah, thanks, I now have an itchy bum now after thinking about it again!!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Ah - it was you then MDB. I want a stern word about those antique dining room chairs that have very loosened joints. Cost me a fortune down at "Chippendales R Us"