We rarely get anyone.
Maybe those rumours about the acid filled pits have worked after all! <Evil Laugh>
Seriously though, I remember going out 'Guising' as a kid and we would go to neighbours and family friends,
rarely anyone else, and we would tell jokes, etc.
It was more like a quick social visit than anything else.
The very last year I did it (aged about 11) however, it was with a school friend, and all he wanted to do was go to as many houses as possible and didn't care much about performing, because all he was told to do was to say 'Trick Or Treat', and give the poor unsuspecting sod at the door a choice - endure terrible schoolboy jokes, give us sweets or tell us to swiftly p**s off, which almost nobody did because they were too polite
I didn't feel comfortable whoring myself like that. To me, it was always a performance to selected 'friends', NOT about annoying unsuspecting strangers, which seems to happen so much these days.
Actually, I seem to remember him getting annoyed at me because I did a proper performance, and in doing so, I was wasting his precious time

I am now pleased that I did!

