What IS their obsession with bus lanes? How can bus drivers see them if they’re overtaking on the inside? Similarly, how can lorry drivers? Why do they jump up on pavements when they feel like it? Why don’t they ever stop for pedestrians? Even on zebra crossings? Why do they lean on our cars whilst waiting at traffic lights? Why would you ride a UNI-CYCLE on a congested London road? Was the circus ring full?
And why – and here’s a new nuisance – are cyclists wearing GoPros, filming drivers and, like school tell-tales, threatening to report them?
This week a lady, driving a Land Rover Discovery - AAAARGH! - was filmed trying to eat a bowl of cereal while queueing in traffic to get onto a busy main road. The cyclist confronted her, shouted at her, said she was being recorded and that the footage would be taken to the police.
This was after he was seen cycling down the middle of the road and then, following his filming and shouting, causing traffic to stop and gawp at what he was doing.