I've discovered how to get my wife in the mood for lerve....

[TVC]

...Take her to a Depeche Mode gig.

Apparently seeing Dave Gahan wiggling, gyrating and generally thrusting about on stage does things for her

Given some of the (frankly crude) comments from the women around us, he has that effect on many females of a certain age

Anyway, as foreplay goes it's quite expensive and take some planning, so it's not something I can try very often.

 

[Dave Davenport]

Get her a concert DVD for Christmas?

 

[yenrod]

If she's like most women - give here your bank card......

 

[dustystreet]

build your own stage in the bedroom and perform your own special gyratory moves?

 

[Globalti]

Any You Tube instructional vids for us poor old married codgers?

 

[TVC]

Any You Tube instructional vids for us poor old married codgers?

Go on then, Personal Jesus:


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNrbiZoKQLU


Wrong:


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2GaCnAiuvo



A lot of it is to do with the energy of the moment, with all the testosterone coming from the stage, and the flood of estrogen in the crowd meeting in an epidemic of damp panties.

 

[Crackle]

So in 9 months time .......... Velvet curtainettes?

 

[TVC]

So in 9 months time .......... Velvet curtainettes?

 

[Crackle]

Wot?

 

[yenrod]

Got to give it to DM for going soo long - I just hope they don't end up like Jagger and his zimmer friends

 

[TVC]

Wot?

Mrs VC and I are determined to do our bit to combat overpopulation and global warming by not reproducing.

 

[Crackle]

Mrs VC and I are determined to do our bit to combat overpopulation and global warming by not reproducing.

You better choose your concerts carefully in future then ....and make sure all precautions are .... precauted, so's to speak.

 

[TVC]

You better choose your concerts carefully in future then ....and make sure all precautions are .... precauted, so's to speak.

Good advice, I'd better stick to the Pogues from now on.

 

[dustystreet]

and make sure all precautions are .... precauted, so's to speak.

yes, you don't want to worry about the post-cautal consequences!

 

[Crackle]

Good advice, I'd better stick it to the Pogues from now on.

I've corrected that for you.