I've got a flock of sheep in my garden

[nickyboy]

Just appeared, eating everything. Called police. Updates will follow

 

[Cuchilo]

How cool ! I want sheep in my garden !

 

[nickyboy]

Update...a farmer has arrived, claiming they're his. They went looking for fresh grass cos it snowed. He followed the sheep shoot trail to my house

 

[Cuchilo]

Try feeding them some carrots , donkeys like carrots so sheep might

 

[Cuchilo]

Ask him if you can keep one !

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

How big's your freezer?

 

[Cuchilo]

Yeah ! Put the farmer in the freezer and keep all the sheep . Good plan !

 

[nickyboy]

He's coming back with his trailer now

 

[sight-pin]

You sure your not trying pulling the wool over our eyes?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Lucky ewe!

 

[nickyboy]

Gone...garden looks a bit worse for wear

 

[Cuchilo]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! Stupid spoilsport farmers

 

[Hugh Manatee]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! Stupid spoilsport farmers

They flocked off!

 

[GM]

You've got a nice v-ewe from your garden!

 

[byegad]

I was just about to post a recipe for mint sauce.