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I've seen it all now

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by walker, 17 Nov 2007.

  1. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    Popped out for a ride this morning, was cycling down one of the typical country lanes when I see something in the corner of my eye when passing, I think to myself no it can't be, my suspision got the better of me, I turned around to take another look, stop right be side it and it was, it was......










    a dildo
     
  2. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    I hope it wasn't still glistening! ;)
     
  3. TVC

    TVC Living La Mala Vida

    I assume it had a baseball cap on backwards and was driving a Corsa.
     
  4. Speck

    Speck Oldest Teenager In Town

    Location:
    Nr Bath
    Did you pick it up and fix it to the front of your HELMET?
     
  5. Hope you checked out the batteries in case they would fit your lights...
    oh no - perhaps not...Dartford Hmm? They're probs. all worn out xx(

    Was it a fixie, a three speed or 'better'? ;)
     
  6. Pete

    Pete Guest

    Well, not as bad as the (used ;) ) johnny I nearly put my hand on once, while stopped and stooping to pick mushrooms.
     
  7. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill

    Do you need johnnies for picking mushrooms? :biggrin: Didn't know you could get impregnated that way xx( :smile: ;)
     
  8. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    Just wondering walker, how does your tackle compare to that which you found? Is size an issue? ;) xx(
     
  9. Bloody gnomes - they have no sense of decorum!
     
  10. OP
    OP
    walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    it seems none of you know the difference between a dildo and a vibrator. It didn't need batteries, and 26by25. I didn't give it that much of a look, but I think it was a tad smaller than myself :-)
     
  11. girofan

    girofan New Member

    xx(:biggrin: So, about 3 inches then "walker". ;)
     
  12. Pete

    Pete Guest

    Maybe you do, for this kind of mushroom...

    On the contrary, I think it is very commendable of the gnomes - or the elves - or the pixies - or whatever community we are talking of here - to be taking measures to avert a population explosion of their kind. Heavens, we ordinary folk ('muggles'?) may end up seeing them one of these days...
     
  13. OP
    OP
    walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    Giro, don't be so generous, More like 2.5 inches
     
  14. Jaded

    Jaded New Member

    wide?