I've seen it all now

[walker]

Popped out for a ride this morning, was cycling down one of the typical country lanes when I see something in the corner of my eye when passing, I think to myself no it can't be, my suspision got the better of me, I turned around to take another look, stop right be side it and it was, it was......










a dildo

 

[Dayvo]

I hope it wasn't still glistening!

 

[TVC]

I assume it had a baseball cap on backwards and was driving a Corsa.

 

[Speck]

Did you pick it up and fix it to the front of your HELMET?

 

[Aperitif]

Hope you checked out the batteries in case they would fit your lights...
oh no - perhaps not...Dartford Hmm? They're probs. all worn out

Was it a fixie, a three speed or 'better'?

 

[Pete]

Well, not as bad as the (used ) johnny I nearly put my hand on once, while stopped and stooping to pick mushrooms.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Well, not as bad as the (used ) johnny I nearly put my hand on once, while stopped and stooping to pick mushrooms.

Do you need johnnies for picking mushrooms? Didn't know you could get impregnated that way

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Just wondering walker, how does your tackle compare to that which you found? Is size an issue?

 

[Aperitif]

Well, not as bad as the (used ) johnny I nearly put my hand on once, while stopped and stooping to pick mushrooms.

Bloody gnomes - they have no sense of decorum!

 

[walker]

it seems none of you know the difference between a dildo and a vibrator. It didn't need batteries, and 26by25. I didn't give it that much of a look, but I think it was a tad smaller than myself :-)

 

[girofan]

I didn't give it that much of a look, but I think it was a tad smaller than myself

So, about 3 inches then "walker".

 

[Pete]

Do you need johnnies for picking mushrooms? Didn't know you could get impregnated that way

Maybe you do, for this kind of mushroom...

Bloody gnomes - they have no sense of decorum!

On the contrary, I think it is very commendable of the gnomes - or the elves - or the pixies - or whatever community we are talking of here - to be taking measures to avert a population explosion of their kind. Heavens, we ordinary folk ('muggles'?) may end up seeing them one of these days...

 

[walker]

So, about 3 inches then "walker".

Giro, don't be so generous, More like 2.5 inches

 

[Jaded]

wide?