I have thought long and hard about winning the lottery and have come to the conclusion i am never going to win it due the odds stacked against me.
Three years ago one of the lads at work won 6.8 million, so what are the odds of two people from a work force of 15 winning millions in separate wins , i would have thought to large to contemplate.
Anyway , should i win i have it all worked out.
1. i would set up a shop in a small village just outside York (dont want to many customers as that would distract from the enjoyment of lazy days)
2. Would have an open plan shop with bike workshop to the rear , bike showroom to the front intermingled with big leather chairs to sit and relax eating cake and drinking tea whilst looking at the world go buy and admiring the shiny bikes for sale, and to finish the shop off, a hairdressers chair on the other side.
3. So you can be looking at bikes , eating cake and getting your hair cut all in one place.
2. To pass the days away i would buy sad bikes off
ebay and in the open plan workshop restore them to there former glory before putting them in the showroom (no prices as not to bothered about actually selling them)
Lastly to make it perfect the wife would run off with the milkman and Christina Applegate (Kelly bundy from "Married with Children) would walk into my shop telling me she loves restoring 70's road bikes to the former glory , cutting hair , and serving tea and cake, and that she wants to marry me.
Oh dear life is good