Jagger fathers 8th child, aged 72

[Markymark]

He said to his wife, Lets Spend The Night Together. She said after her Tuesday night curry as she loves Ruby Tuesday.

He tried his best but she said I Can't Get No Satisfaction. He said he's Waiting On A Friend to help.

9 months later Mick asks has Anybody Seen My Baby? Well, his wife replied I did say to choose a brighter colour for the nursery but you decided to.....

 

[Venod]

but you decided to.....

Bitch

 

[Dec66]

He said to his wife, Lets Spend The Night Together. She said after her Tuesday night curry as she loves Ruby Tuesday.

He tried his best but she said I Can't Get No Satisfaction. He said he's Waiting On A Friend to help.

9 months later Mick asks has Anybody Seen My Baby? Well, his wife replied I did say to choose a brighter colour for the nursery but you decided to.....

If only he'd "Come On"... erm... let's leave it there, eh?

 

[Crackle]

He said to his wife, Lets Spend The Night Together. She said after her Tuesday night curry as she loves Ruby Tuesday.

He tried his best but she said I Can't Get No Satisfaction. He said he's Waiting On A Friend to help.

9 months later Mick asks has Anybody Seen My Baby? Well, his wife replied I did say to choose a brighter colour for the nursery but you decided to.....

I was just mentally working on that but you beat me to it.

 

[Markymark]

I was just mentally working on that but you beat me to it.

If I was racing against you working mentally I could have ordered a pizza and still beaten you

 

[Crackle]

If I was racing against you working mentally I could have ordered a pizza and still beaten you

That actually made me laugh so hard I woke the dog.

You've still go time for the Pizza, I'm obviously not as au fait with the Rolling Stones back catalogue as you 60's swingers.

 

[stephec]

At 72 the average life expectancy isn't many more years. So daddy is unlikely to be around to emotionally support the growing child. IMHO the most important bit.

This.

Although I'd be quite happy if the potential was still there when I'm 72.

 

[ColinJ]

I expect to be as interested in reproducing at 72 as I was at 52, 42, 32 and 22! (I came to the conclusion at a very young age that one ColinJ was certainly enough for this world, probably one too many in fact, so I certainly was not going to propagate my genes.)

 

[Accy cyclist]

I think this will be The Last Time He fathers a child.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

A father at 72?

Come on now, you've got to have some sympathy for the devil.

 

[SteCenturion]

My little bundle of beautiful arrived just 3 months after my 40th ....

a huge shock but couldn't imagine life without her now.

In other shocking news, I've been telling folk at CC Towers that I am 19, 22, 24, 21 etc for an age & now the cat is out of the bag.

 

[jonny jeez]

I'd imagine Martin Sorell is very happy for Mick

 

[ozboz]

Well , # 8
if its a boy
Henry
Girl
Henrietta
?

 

[User33236]

Seems the kid has arrived

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38254552

 

[Pale Rider]

I think it's great the 29-year-old mother can ignore the 73-year-old's age, wealth, and celebrity and love him just for being himself.