Janet Street-Porter walks into a bar....

[Slim]

.... "could i have a large aperitif"


Barman: " I seriously doubt it"

 

[Fnaar]

 

[Aperitif]

Maybe...

 

[Gasman]

. . . 'Evening' says the barman, 'can I get you something?'

'I'll have a "Double Entendre" please', replied Janet.

So the barman gave her one.








I'll get my coat!

 

[ufkacbln]

Actually I hated Janet Street Porter. Then I went to see a recording of a quiz programme and she was on the panel. Being summer she was wearing a T'shirt dress. A young apprentice had been tasked with miking up the participants and looked in horror obviously apprehensive about how he was going to put a mike on her outfit. She was brilliant, took time to explain to the young lad how to get round it by asking how the person wanted the mike, how to deal with issues of wires and women's clothing etc. She spent about 20 minutes with him and was really nice, patient and helpful. Totally revised my opinion of her

 

[Yellow Fang]

I read her autobiography, Baggage, about her life up to her first marriage. She doesn't paint an extremely flattering picture of herself. She hated her mum; in fact, I don't think she was that keen on her father or sister neither. She was a right slapper in her late teens. Other than that, she came across as hard working and bold.

 

[PaulB]

I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine!!!
Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?