Job interview questions I struggle with....

[Moon bunny]

"Why do you want this job?"

I don'''t really, it's just that the Job Centre are going to sanction me if I don't start applying for some jobs.

 

[buggi]

My boss told me he had a mate who was asked what his weaknesses were. He didn't hesitate in answering he didn't have any. The interviewer said, surely you must have one? So he sat for a moment with a thoughtful look on his face and then said with a smile... Nope, can't think of one.

He got the job.

My sister was once asked why she wanted the job and she said "for the money, why else would I go to work?" She also got the job (but it was in a supermarket so I don't think they were looking for rocket scientists).

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

good luck trying to get the giraffe to squeeze his neck through the door and out up through the sun roof. I suspect you've never kept a pet giraffee have you?

You'd be surprised, wiley buggers Giraffes!

(but it was in a supermarket so I don't think they were looking for rocket scientists).

No, more just a Rocket Salad Scientist??

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Who is this chap Wiley? Is he a member of CC?

He's always on when you aren't, never says very much though, seemingly he's more concerned with catching a Roadrunner

EDIT: Yes, I know it is Wyle. E. Coyote, but still..... Who cares??

 

[Profpointy]

Who is this chap Wiley? Is he a member of CC?

he's that very tall chap isn't he?

 

[Smurfy]

I don'''t really, it's just that the Job Centre are going to sanction me if I don't start applying for some jobs.

Isn't that a line from Trainspotting? Spud on speed perhaps?

 

[Silver Fox]

" What newspaper do you normally read "

" Anything that happens to be on the bog floor "