My daughter picked out a camera she wanted, a Nikon S7000, in black, not gold. For whatever reason these (in black) appear to be sold out everywhere, I decided to try my luck in Leeds..
Out of stock everywhere, Jessop's, Curry's etc So I wandered into John Lewis in Victoria Gate in which is stunning. I quickly found the camera sales area and there it was, a Nikon S7000 display model that you could fanny about with. Even better, underneath in the glass fronted stock cabinet were 2 boxes containing said camera. Result!
The camera sales guy had a Canon polo shirt and a Canon camera around his neck, I asked him for help as he wasn't going to actually give me any, so busy was he fookin about with his camera. He said "Excuse me" and moved onto Mr Timewaster. Friggin 'ell, I knew he was time waster by tuning in for just 10 seconds, the sales guy carried on droning........2m away there was Bose sound salesman, I asked him if I could buy the Nikon S7000 camera, he said it wasn't his dept & he couldn't help, same thing happened with the tablet sales guys, also 2m away. All the time the sales guy is droning on................and on........and missing all the time wasting signals.
After 15 mins Mr Timewaster goes away without buying anything, and super salesman goes back to fiddling with his camera, grrrr.
Me - I want to buy this camera.
Him - Well, let me show you this other.......
Me - No, I want this Nikon S7000.
Him - It's out of stock (I am sure he was happy about this).
Me - Well what are those there then.
Him - Well my pod show them out of stock.
Me - Well.......there they are, can I have one?
Him - Launches into drone about stock control.......
Me - Yeah but..............can I have the camera please?
Him - I'll write the number down and you have to take it to the till.
Me - Whatever, I just want to buy it.
Walks across shop floor to the till to a long queue.
Me - I'd like to buy this camera please.
Her - It's out of stock.
Me - No, it's in stock, there are 2 of them in them in the camera stock cabinet.
Her - Well my system says it is out of stock.
Me - Please just go see the camera guy and get me the Nikon S7000!
She goes away reluctantly, on her return.
Her - I can't find it, what cabinet are they in?
Me - WTF didn't the camera guy show you? (FFS they are under the S7000 display model, where would you look? Under mens underpants?)
Her - Can you show me?
I trudge back across the shopfloor, camera man is there doing FA apart from fiddling with his camera..
Him - I knew they'd say it was out of stock! (He said sagely.............)
Me to her - There they are!
We trudge back to the till.
Me - Why didn't the camera guy tell you where they were?
Her- I didn't ask him.
Me - Why couldn't he just give a camera anyway?
Her - He doesn't have a key to the cabinet.
Me - The camera sales guy doesn't have a key to the cabinet where the camera stock is held.
Her - No
40 mins to buy a camera.

Out of stock everywhere, Jessop's, Curry's etc So I wandered into John Lewis in Victoria Gate in which is stunning. I quickly found the camera sales area and there it was, a Nikon S7000 display model that you could fanny about with. Even better, underneath in the glass fronted stock cabinet were 2 boxes containing said camera. Result!
The camera sales guy had a Canon polo shirt and a Canon camera around his neck, I asked him for help as he wasn't going to actually give me any, so busy was he fookin about with his camera. He said "Excuse me" and moved onto Mr Timewaster. Friggin 'ell, I knew he was time waster by tuning in for just 10 seconds, the sales guy carried on droning........2m away there was Bose sound salesman, I asked him if I could buy the Nikon S7000 camera, he said it wasn't his dept & he couldn't help, same thing happened with the tablet sales guys, also 2m away. All the time the sales guy is droning on................and on........and missing all the time wasting signals.
After 15 mins Mr Timewaster goes away without buying anything, and super salesman goes back to fiddling with his camera, grrrr.
Me - I want to buy this camera.
Him - Well, let me show you this other.......
Me - No, I want this Nikon S7000.
Him - It's out of stock (I am sure he was happy about this).
Me - Well what are those there then.
Him - Well my pod show them out of stock.
Me - Well.......there they are, can I have one?
Him - Launches into drone about stock control.......
Me - Yeah but..............can I have the camera please?
Him - I'll write the number down and you have to take it to the till.
Me - Whatever, I just want to buy it.
Walks across shop floor to the till to a long queue.
Me - I'd like to buy this camera please.
Her - It's out of stock.
Me - No, it's in stock, there are 2 of them in them in the camera stock cabinet.
Her - Well my system says it is out of stock.
Me - Please just go see the camera guy and get me the Nikon S7000!
She goes away reluctantly, on her return.
Her - I can't find it, what cabinet are they in?
Me - WTF didn't the camera guy show you? (FFS they are under the S7000 display model, where would you look? Under mens underpants?)
Her - Can you show me?
I trudge back across the shopfloor, camera man is there doing FA apart from fiddling with his camera..
Him - I knew they'd say it was out of stock! (He said sagely.............)
Me to her - There they are!
We trudge back to the till.
Me - Why didn't the camera guy tell you where they were?
Her- I didn't ask him.
Me - Why couldn't he just give a camera anyway?
Her - He doesn't have a key to the cabinet.
Me - The camera sales guy doesn't have a key to the cabinet where the camera stock is held.
Her - No
40 mins to buy a camera.
