Joke alert..

[potsy]

My wife called me an annoying c*nt yesterday..





















..I almost choked on my vuvuzela

 

[Beardie]

And the punchline is...?

 

[Norm]

B) Very good, potsy, although, if you do have one, she'd be right.

 

[brokenbetty]

My favourite so far...

 

[Smokin Joe]

My wife called me a selfish bastard because I didn't open the car door for her.

Bloody cheek, I was swimming for my life at the time.