Joke anyone?

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Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
Prince Charles is being shown round a new hospital in Edinburgh. He has a good tour of A&E, the X-Ray dept, the kitchens and a orthopaedic ward. He is then ushered through a set of double doors to find himself in a stark white ward.

As soon as he enters a man leaps from his bed, goes right up to the prince and with a stern expression shouts into his face:

"Then catch the moments as they fly,
And use them as ye ought, man:
Believe me, happiness is shy,
And comes not aye when sought, man."

before leaping back into bed.

Another man then jumps out of bed, strides up to Charles, and with a face like thunder bawls at him:

"Thou know'st that Thou hast formed me
With passions wild and strong;
And list'ning to their witching voice
Has often led me wrong"

"Good grief, " says Charles to his hosts, "Is this the psychiatric ward?"

"No sir," replies the senior registrar
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"It's the serious Burns unit."
 

on the road

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Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
snorri said:
:angry:

Hint.
This hoary old joke might just work for some if you use more instantly recognised quotations from the works of the bard.;)



:angry:
Really? Get away!


To be fair I wouldn't recognise any of the silly f*cker's poems or songs if they dressed up in sporrans and danced around my dining table whilst playing Auld Lang Syne on the f*cking bagpipes......:smile:
 

girofan

New Member
Cubist said:
Really? Get away!


To be fair I wouldn't recognise any of the silly f*cker's poems or songs if they dressed up in sporrans and danced around my dining table whilst playing Auld Lang Syne on the f*cking bagpipes......:smile:

Come on, be fair! Scotland's not a lot to shout about, crap footy, awful diet, Sean Connery (professional Scot). Give them Burns it's the only way to keep warm in winter up there!!!
 

postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
I give that 10/10 My sort of joke .I liked that .
 
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