Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by DLB, 18 Sep 2007.
Don't answer, it's bloody Jehovahs Witnesses
ok, i'll try again (mr fudd pi$$ off)
this is SOOOOOOOO much better if you read say it aloud (even if you do talk to yourself in an office )
I want up
I want up what?
Mr Paul, Mr Paul, how long has it been since you've encountered a knock knock joke!!!!?
you don't say 'what'!!! you say 'who'!!!
shall we try again (deep sigh)
or as somebody actually figured it out yet????
i want up...
I want up who ?
well go to the toilet then!!!!!!
(was it worth the effort??????)
Who want up?
I'll precis this one so elaborate if you tell it down the boozer.
George W Bush dies and goes to Hell. The devil says,'We're full up but you've been so bad you'll have to come in but replacing a someone. You can choose from 3 which one you swop with for eternity'
First one is Ted Kennedy climbing out of a car and nearly drowning over and over again - Dubya says 'No thanks, I don't fancy that for all eternity'
Second one is Tony Blair breaking rocks in searing heat - Dubya says 'No thanks ....etc.....
Third and last choice is Bill Clinton lying naked on a bed with Monica Lewinski leaning over him giving him a BJ.
George says to the devil,' yeah, that'll do for me'
and the devil says.....
'Okay Monica, you're free to go'
Well that's a dreadful punishment for Bill.....
Pooh want up, of course; bleedin' obvious, init!
Impatient Sh ...
Hmm, that works better spoken.
doesn't poo want down?
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