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joke

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by DLB, 18 Sep 2007.

  1. DLB

    DLB Senior Member

    knock knock...
     
  2. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    Don't answer, it's bloody Jehovahs Witnesses
     
  3. OP
    OP
    DLB

    DLB Senior Member

    ok, i'll try again (mr fudd pi$$ off)

    Knock, knock
     
  4. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    ;):biggrin::biggrin:

    Who's there?
     
  5. OP
    OP
    DLB

    DLB Senior Member

    this is SOOOOOOOO much better if you read say it aloud (even if you do talk to yourself in an office ;) )

    I want up
     
  6. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Honky

    Location:
    North Somerset
    I want up what?
     
  7. OP
    OP
    DLB

    DLB Senior Member


    Mr Paul, Mr Paul, how long has it been since you've encountered a knock knock joke!!!!?

    you don't say 'what'!!! you say 'who'!!!

    shall we try again (deep sigh)

    or as somebody actually figured it out yet????

    knock knock....

    who's there....

    i want up...
     
  8. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    I want up who ?
     
  9. OP
    OP
    DLB

    DLB Senior Member

    well go to the toilet then!!!!!!

    (was it worth the effort??????)
     
  10. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Honky

    Location:
    North Somerset
    Who want up?
     
  11. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Location:
    Brighton
    I'll precis this one so elaborate if you tell it down the boozer.
    George W Bush dies and goes to Hell. The devil says,'We're full up but you've been so bad you'll have to come in but replacing a someone. You can choose from 3 which one you swop with for eternity'
    First one is Ted Kennedy climbing out of a car and nearly drowning over and over again - Dubya says 'No thanks, I don't fancy that for all eternity'
    Second one is Tony Blair breaking rocks in searing heat - Dubya says 'No thanks ....etc.....
    Third and last choice is Bill Clinton lying naked on a bed with Monica Lewinski leaning over him giving him a BJ.
    George says to the devil,' yeah, that'll do for me'
    and the devil says.....

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    'Okay Monica, you're free to go'
     
  12. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    Well that's a dreadful punishment for Bill.....;)
     
  13. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Pooh want up, of course; bleedin' obvious, init! ;)
     
  14. Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Impatient Sheep

    Impatient Sh ...

    Baaaaa


    Hmm, that works better spoken.
     
  15. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    doesn't poo want down? ;)