Talking of extremely old jokes,, Buggi, did you hear the one about the 4 times married woman on her latest wedding night?
She asked her 4th husband to be gentle with her as she was still a virgin.
How come?- he said
Well, the first one was a gynaecologist and he just wanted to look at it. The second one was a philosopher and he just wanted to talk about it, and the the third one was a philatelist. God, how I miss that man!
Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just £100.'
The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly'.
The British Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'