Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by col, 12 Jan 2008.

  1. col

    col Veteran

    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

    'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

    'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

    'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
  2. Blue

    Blue Legendary Member

    N Ireland
  3. longers

    longers Veteran

  4. ufkacbln

    ufkacbln Guest

    — From Rampant Scotland, Scottish Snippets, 23-Feb-02
  5. OP

    col Veteran

    Took me a little while,but i clicked:biggrin:
  6. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    Both brought a smile to my face, which is needed a a look out of the window this morning shows a 'white world' and it's still coming down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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