swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Top hole! Reminds me of my favourite 'what do you call a' joke (which works best if you're of an age to remember the gentleman in question)...sam1995 said:What do you call a donkey with one leg ?What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye ?
a wonkey donkey
a winkey wonkey donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while
breaking wind ?
a stinkey winkey wonkey donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while
breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes ?
a honkey tonkey stinkey winkey wonkey donkey !
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while
breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano ?
a plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey winkey wonkey donkey!!
What do you call a tiny donkey with one leg and one eye
while breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano ?
A dinkey plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey winkey wonkey
donkey!!
What do you call a man with a plank on his head?
Edward.
What do you call a man with three planks on his head?
Edward Woodward.
What do you call a man with four planks on his head?
I don't know either, but Edward Woodward would.