Just bought a Mars bar for the first time in ages...WTF?

[djb1971]

"If you laid out a year's production of KitKat Chunky, it would stretch from Land's End to John O'Groats a total of five and a half times!"

My contribution is from jct. 10 to jct. 31 on the m6.

There must be a couple more greedy bastards like me out there then

 

[Cyclopathic]

Really, you SOOOO need to get out more!!



Knowing a gay guy with an a*se like the Channel Tunnel, I'm sure he could argue with you on that one!!

Has he told you this or did you just find out? Somehow.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Has he told you this or did you just find out? Somehow.

Believe me, he isn't shy, so quite frankly, I'm surprised you haven't heard him!!

 

[Cyclopathic]

Believe me, he isn't shy, so quite frankly, I'm surprised you haven't heard him!!

Lordy. I'm lost for words.

 

[EltonFrog]

I haven't bought a Mars bar for about 30 years, I'm going to get one later and report back

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Lordy. I'm lost for words.

Actually, he also happens to have a great sense of humour, so he's usually fairly amusing with it too!!
He's like a Scottish Julian Clarey, only he's much, much more wild!!

 

[Cyclopathic]

He's like a Scottish Julian Clarey, only he's much, much more wild!!

I would say that I'd like to meet him but it's probably enough that I sort of know someone on a forum who does know him. A couple of stages diluted if you will.

 

[Cyclopathic]

I haven't bought a Mars bar for about 30 years, I'm going to get one later and report back

Thanks. It's this sort of dedication to the truth that I find inspiring.

 

[classic33]

Thanks. It's this sort of dedication to the truth that I find inspiring.

I used to be a nine an hour eater.

 

[Cyclopathic]

I used to be a nine an hour eater.

Good god.

 

[cyberknight]

Just buy a duo mars and have done with it.

200 gram dairy milk just about hits the spot

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Lordy. I'm lost for words.

If you were to go down the pub, he'd be the guy who at the end of the evening would be dancing on top of the tables wearing nothing but a sock (and not necessarily on his foot either!)!!

 

[djb1971]

If you were to go down the pub, he'd be the guy who at the end of the evening would be dancing on top of the tables wearing nothing but a sock!!

On which foot

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

On which foot

Damn, edited that after you posted!!

 

[djb1971]

Damn, edited that after you posted!!

Not quite fast enough