Just bought a Mars bar for the first time in ages...WTF?

[classic33]

Good god.

What!

 

[marknotgeorge]

and not forgetting Curly Wurly's... they used to be 3 foot long.

And they're not curly, or whirly. They're just a zig-zag between two straight lines. I despair, I really do.

 

[classic33]

I haven't bought a Mars bar for about 30 years, I'm going to get one later and report back

Not heard from since!

 

[stuee147]

i think that most if not all sweets have got smaller over the years, but someone did say to me once am i sure its not just that my hands were smaller when i was a kid i must admit i think there may be something in it but they have still got smaller. and no where near as tasty as they used to be

stuee

 

[Fnaar]

http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project/mega-massive-mars/?ref=random

Make your own MASSIVE mars bar

 

[EltonFrog]

Bugger! Just got back from the shops and forgot the Mars Bar. Still, not to worry, @DCLane has left me a box Celebrations and they have bite size Mars Bars in them, I'll report back when I have had me dinner.

Stand by.

 

[classic33]

200 gram dairy milk just about hits the spot

Was 240g a year ago!

 

[EltonFrog]

There were five mini ones on the box, I ate them all, my whelm was not troubled by them.

 

[classic33]

There were five mini ones on the box, I ate them all, my whelm was not troubled by them.

21/2 hours to eat 'em though

 

[Mattonsea]

...and another thing...whatever happened to white dog poo...?

Its in my garden...

 

[youngoldbloke]

Can't eat standard Mars bars - far too sickly, but what happened to Mars Dark and Light? - I couldn't stop eating those. They were deliicious - likewise the Mars Ice cream plain chocolate version.

 

[MisterStan]

Can't eat standard Mars bars - far too sickly, but what happened to Mars Dark and Light? - I couldn't stop eating those. They were deliicious - likewise the Mars Ice cream plain chocolate version.

The dark and light ones were amazing.

 

[EltonFrog]

...and another thing...whatever happened to white dog poo...?

I beleive it's got something to do with dogs not getting bones from the butchers. The calcium in the bones turns the dog poo white, I'm sure someone will be along presently to confirm or refute this theory.

 

[CharlieB]

Bring back Aztec bars.

 

[tyred]

"In 2005 there were over 800 million 2 Finger KitKats sold in the UK. That's over 2 million EVERY day!"

I know, I ate them all.