Just bought a Mars bar for the first time in ages...WTF?

[mr_cellophane]

Definitely not as big as they used to be

 

[Lullabelle]

Mars bars taste so bland, much prefer a marathon snickers or a double decker.

 

[Octet]

Would it be wrong to say I prefer a Bounty?

 

[stephec]

Bourneville for me, or Aldi's own brand dark chocolate.

 

[hoopdriver]

I remember when there were Twelve Commandments.

Everything's smaller now...

 

[Markymark]

I remember when there were Twelve Commandments.

Everything's smaller now...

11. Though shalt wear a helmet whilst cycling.

God couldn't quite work out if this was true or not so it never made the final edit..,

 

[classic33]

Would it be wrong to say I prefer a Bounty?

Plain or milk chocolate!

 

[djb1971]

At least chunky kitkats exist, the only choccy bar that's grown bigger to match my aging waistline

 

[classic33]

At least chunky kitkats exist, the only choccy bar that's grown bigger to match my aging waistline

"If you laid out a year's production of KitKat Chunky, it would stretch from Land's End to John O'Groats a total of five and a half times!"

 

[ayceejay]

Remembering Mariane Faithfull I'll tell you something that really is not as large as it used to be or is it that condoms are getting bigger?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

"If you laid out a year's production of KitKat Chunky, it would stretch from Land's End to John O'Groats a total of five and a half times!"

Really, you SOOOO need to get out more!!

Remembering Mariane Faithfull I'll tell you something that really is not as large as it used to be or is it that condoms are getting bigger?

Knowing a gay guy with an a*se like the Channel Tunnel, I'm sure he could argue with you on that one!!

 

[classic33]

Really, you SOOOO need to get out more!!

"In 2005 there were over 800 million 2 Finger KitKats sold in the UK. That's over 2 million EVERY day!"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

"In 2005 there were over 800 million 2 Finger KitKats sold in the UK. That's over 2 million EVERY day!"

Reminds me of the scene from Gregory's Girl when they are standing on a bridge over a motorway and one of them (Andy?) says something like

'Did you know that at least 2 tonnes of Corn Flakes pass under our feet on this very spot every day??'

 

[classic33]

Reminds me of the scene from Gregory's Girl when they are standing on bridge over motorway and one of them (Andy?) says something like

'Did you know that at least 2 tonnes of Corn Flakes pass by the very spot every day??'

M62?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Actually, probably the M80

It was filmed in Cumbernauld see.