Just bought a Mars bar for the first time in ages...WTF?

[Mad Doug Biker]

I beleive it's got something to do with dogs not getting bones from the butchers. The calcium in the bones turns the dog poo white, I'm sure someone will be along presently to confirm or refute this theory.

Where's Gillian McKeith when you need her??

 

[stephec]

Where's Gillian McKeith when you need her??

Up her own arse probably.

 

[classic33]

Where's Gillian McKeith when you need her??

Who?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Who?

The woman on the telly who pretended to be a Doctor and who was obsessed by people's sh*te as part of her programme where she claimed to be a dietician. Or something.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

'The sh*te woman' in other words.

 

[classic33]

The woman on the telly who pretended to be a Doctor and who was obsessed by people's sh*te as part of her programme where she claimed to be a dietician.

Still none the wiser. Must be North of the Border TV!
Its bad down here, but thats a new level.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Still none the wiser. Must be North of the Border TV!
Its bad down here, but thats a new level.

This was a few years ago, and I'm sure it was in Ingerlundshire

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Still none the wiser. Must be North of the Border TV!
Its bad down here, but thats a new level.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gillian_McKeith