Just call me Robinson!

[Dayvo]

Discovered my own secluded beach today! Clear turquoise waters and unblemished white sand.
Even came across (metaphorically speaking, of course; unfortunately) Man Friday, who appeared in the magnificent guise of a six-foot Russian lady and whose beauty left me speechless.
All I could say was 'Err, er err, errr? ' which translated roughly as "Would you like some of my coconut juice?' (well, it's better than asking 'Do you come here often?'!!!
But rest assured, that was the only fluid we shared together!

How are the skies back home, and which special person brightened up your life today? B)

 

[Dave5N]

Discovered my own secluded beach today! Clear turquoise waters and unblemished white sand.
Even came across (metaphorically speaking, of course; unfortunately) Man Friday, who appeared in the magnificent guise of a six-foot Russian lady and whose beauty left me speechless.
All I could say was 'Err, er err, errr? ' which translated roughly as "Would you like some of my coconut juice?' (well, it's better than asking 'Do you come here often?'!!!
But rest assured, that was the only fluid we shared together!

How are the skies back home, and which special person brightened up your life today?

Subtle!

You'll be challenging young Fnaar for The Cycle Chat 2008 Award for 'Innuendo most likely to succeed'. B)

Personally, I'm not very good at innuendo. I usually have to seek help.

In fact I was struugling with it in a pub the other day. So I asked the pretty, buxom young barmaid if she had an innuendo.

I was lucky, 'cos she gave me one.

 

[Cathryn]

Jammy git, where are you?

Yorkshire skies are grey and wet, and repeats of Top Gear are brightening my day!

 

[Aperitif]

Dayvo -you have 'previous'.

My "Dayvosat" indicates that you got up from your squalid bed sit at 11.00, took a sauna with a rather large Turkish gentleman, returned to your chamber for a slug of Tequila. After that, you went to 'Bing Mak's Corner Shop' and purchased several magazines of dubious provenance, returning via Coco's parlour.
Are you sure that this svelte Russian was not taking things a bit slower than you thought?

 

[Dave5N]

Dayvo -you have 'previous'.

My "Dayvosat" indicates that you got up from your squalid bed sit at 11.00, took a sauna with a rather large Turkish gentleman, returned to your chamber for a slug of Tequila. After that, you went to 'Bing Mak's Corner Shop' and purchased several magazines of dubious provenance, returning via Coco's parlour.
Are you sure that this svelte Russian was not taking things a bit slower than you thought?

Well spotted Aperitif. And anyway, everyone knows there are no decent beaches in Macclesfield.

 

[Keith Oates]

Keep the beach and location a secret Dayvo, otherwise you'll be invaded by many that have read this post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Abitrary]

All sounds a bit like a norwegian existentialist movie to me. Did you play chess?

 

[domtyler]

All sounds a bit like a norwegian existentialist movie to me. Did you play chess?

Ah, my favourite genre.

 

[mr_hippo]

Just call me Robinson!
Which one?
Anne Robinson?
Robinson Crusoe?
Heath Robinson?

 

[Dayvo]

Jammy git, where are you?

Very near here!



All tan lines have gone, except for a very white speedo-style bit.
And still eight days left!
It'll soon turn to rust when I return to England/Sweden!

 

[Dave5N]

You need to tidy up.