Karma

[ufkacbln]

Out shopping and nipped into the Pub

There is a guy who has been a pain for many years ... Anti-cyclist petrolhead would be the best way to describe him


Today he arrived on ..... A Halfords special bike

Apparently he now has 18 points in his license, and whilst he has previously got away with a ban because of "hardship" pleas, he failed this time and is now banned for a year and lost his job

I did resist welcoming him to the joys of cycling, but did have a quiet thought about Karma

 

[Dayvo]

Ask him if he's paying tax!

 

[speccy1]

Out shopping and nipped into the Pub

There is a guy who has been a pain for many years ... Anti-cyclist petrolhead would be the best way to describe him


Today he arrived on ..... A Halfords special bike

Apparently he now has 18 points in his license, and whilst he has previously got away with a ban because of "hardship" pleas, he failed this time and is now banned for a year and lost his job

I did resist welcoming him to the joys of cycling, but did have a quiet thought about Karma

Did he drive a BMW by any chance??

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I very rarely use this word but "Nobber" comes to mind.

 

[ufkacbln]

Did he drive a BMW by any chance??

Worse......

Audi

 

[raleighnut]

I'd have told him his bike was shite.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I very rarely use this word but "Nobber" comes to mind.

Always a great word when you're in a fix for deciding which other ones you could use

 

[Dayvo]

Always a great word when you're in a fix for deciding which other ones you could use

Oh, I don't know. Playing team sport and working on building sites for years automatically arms you with a 'witty' riposte.

 

[Blue]

Did his bike have clipless pedals? If not, one might be tempted to tell him about the efficiency of the clipless system and persuade him to buy whilst safe in the knowledge that he will have a 'clipless moment'.

 

[raleighnut]

Did his bike have clipless pedals? If not, one might be tempted to tell him about the efficiency of the clipless system and persuade him to buy whilst safe in the knowledge that he will have a 'clipless moment'.

Pedals like that would double his 'investment' in the bike.

 

[Dayvo]

Just tell him to stop drinking and smoking, then his road to good health will be a cinch.

 

[Absinthe Minded]

Out shopping and nipped into the Pub

There is a guy who has been a pain for many years ... Anti-cyclist petrolhead would be the best way to describe him


Today he arrived on ..... A Halfords special bike

Apparently he now has 18 points in his license, and whilst he has previously got away with a ban because of "hardship" pleas, he failed this time and is now banned for a year and lost his job

I did resist welcoming him to the joys of cycling, but did have a quiet thought about Karma

Wow, thank you for this. I really shouldn't be wallowing in the sweetness of it all; but I will.

Well done on showing so much restraint.

 

[PeteXXX]

Karma is a wonderful thing!!

 

[surfdude]

i still do not understand the law . i always thought you get 12 points and you lose your right to drive . plead a load of rubbish and you keep driving until you kill someone or run out of excuses . i am sure i read about some rich women in London who was still driving with over 50 points .

 

[mjr]

Karma is a wonderful thing!!

Like when a MGIF shunts the car stopped just ahead of me that I was coasting up to... I just hope the one in front also deserved it