Keeping a Goldfish alive as a secret santa present...

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4F

Active member of Helmets Are Sh*t Lobby
Location
Suffolk.
Wigsie said:
Maybe he has been too traumatised by the loss of his previous goldfish and now wants a new one but is too scared to take that leap of faith and purchase one??

If he is so traumatised from losing "Bob" do you really think that now is the right time to get a replacement, stick to sheep :biggrin:
 

Bandini

Guest
Some of the most intelligent people I know are goldfish:


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gj99XmrDZw


But don't worry too much if you cut its angst filled existence short:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kvJ_Wpzvc5I/St3WzKnmiDI/AAAAAAAACKs/MC_ZLhwnquk/s1600-h/gldy.jpg
 

Noodley

Guest
4F said:
I still think that giving pets is a crap idea. If he wanted a goldfish surely he would have already bought a replacement.

Or at least learned to throw ping pong balls into an empty goldfish bowl and paid a visit to his local travelling fair.
 

Wigsie

Nincompoop
Location
Kent
4F said:
If he is so traumatised from losing "Bob" do you really think that now is the right time to get a replacement, stick to sheep ;)

Finish reading a post and look at an avatar before you fall off your high camel into a drunken heap :tongue:

This lad will benefit from the companionship a goldfish brings, he is just nervous and can't come round to entering a garden centre and buying a new one. He could be close to ending it all... Monty could be saving his life!

Had not thought of that had you mr camel foot? ;)
 

4F

Active member of Helmets Are Sh*t Lobby
Location
Suffolk.
Wigsie said:
Finish reading a post and look at an avatar before you fall off your high camel into a drunken heap ;)

This lad will benefit from the companionship a goldfish brings, he is just nervous and can't come round to entering a garden centre and buying a new one. He could be close to ending it all... Monty could be saving his life!

Had not thought of that had you mr camel foot? :tongue:

Buying a goldfish from a garden centre ? FFS no wonder pet shops are in decline. Stooooopid sheep boy
 

Wigsie

Nincompoop
Location
Kent
4F said:
Buying a goldfish from a garden centre ? FFS no wonder pet shops are in decline. Stooooopid sheep boy

Pet shops round these parts have all become pet 'food' shops, cant even get a stick insect in them anymore!

And its all my fault!
 

4F

Active member of Helmets Are Sh*t Lobby
Location
Suffolk.
User76 said:
Maybe the cahp cannot buy a goldfish for himself, because it would breach the terms of his early release scheme, after he got 4 years for buggering the previous fish to death.

I think Noodley hit the nail on the head. Surely if the tank has been empty this long he would have got his eye in with a ping pong ball.
 

Wigsie

Nincompoop
Location
Kent
User76 said:
Maybe the cahp cannot buy a goldfish for himself, because it would breach the terms of his early release scheme, after he got 4 years for buggering the previous fish to death.

;):rofl::tongue::rofl:

Very possibly! I bet young Monty had not considered this, unless he is part of some sick beastiality ring at some west country uni campus and is helping his depraved mate out.
 

darkstar

New Member
Still not had a reply from Snapper_37. That comment about students was outrageous, and the aggressive attitude to the OP was uncalled for.;)
 

Noodley

Guest
darkstar said:
Still not had a reply from Snapper_37. That comment about students was outrageous, and the aggressive attitude to the OP was uncalled for.:tongue:

Outrageous? Hardly.

Lighten up. ;)
 

4F

Active member of Helmets Are Sh*t Lobby
Location
Suffolk.
darkstar said:
Still not had a reply from Snapper_37. That comment about students was outrageous, and the aggressive attitude to the OP was uncalled for.;)

Outrageous ?
 
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