Kelly Brooke, Chris Hoy and Boris......

.....will be working with me one day in May

 

Wow you're working with Boris Becker?

 

No, Karloff.

 

Stay away from the broom cupboard!

 

mmmm Kelly

Where do I send my CV Mr Hilldodger sir?

 

First you wrap it in a bundle of £20's

 

awwww thats a shame, i only got £50's

 

Don't tell me, you've entered a celebrity TV show of Sh*g, Marry, Throw Off A Cliff....

 

Not sure who Kelly Brooke is, never heard of her! Kelly Brook is quite the looker though

What are you doing with them? They all have a link to cycling. London cycling maybe?

 

what does Kelly Brook ride ?

 

she was in some cycle promotion stuff in that London, riding a Pashley of some sort as I recall, in a delightful flowery dress. Some rumpled chap in a blonde fright wig was next to her, iirc.

 

Ah, it was the London skyride;

http://new.britishcycling.org.uk/sk...Johnson-and-Kelly-Brook-Back-Skyride-London-0

(Pics on the Mail's website too, but can't bring myself to link to the Mail).

 

Allow me - I've done a risk assessment, donned the appropriate health and safety; hi-viz, gloves, gogs and hard hat. I had a support team of bigoted DM readers on stand-by to tut, scorn and mumble as required. And only then did I dive in and grab the link...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-ride-Boris-Johnson--heels-cause-trouble.html

 

Yeah, it's Skyride promotion stuff and she'll be riding (well, sitting on) my 1880's tricycle and Chris will be on my Penny (again)

 

Not the Cripper!?

I've sat on that!