When I broke my Collar bone last week my daughter did everything that she could to make me laugh so that she could watch me cringe with pain. She then posted on Facebook that I was a "spaztastic raspberry ripple" ( think rhyming slang ). When my son came in from school and saw me sitting there in a sling feeling sorry for myself he just laughed and said, "aw well that's the bike ride cancelled this weekend then."
On a funnier note, I remember one occasion when I went to pick my daughter up from nursery and I was discussing something with her rather cute nursery teacher, my daughter, for no reason said "Miss my dads got a huge willy when he goes for a wee" What made it funnier was that we were in a room full of mothers at the time. Apparently I went an amazing shade of red.
Still I guess that the world does look big to a three year old. Next day when my wife picked her up she quickly dismissed any myths that I was the new John Holmes.