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Ladies cycling...café stop etiquette.

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Aperitif, 31 Aug 2007.

  1. A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub.

    She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers.
    When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the
    manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

    "Actually, no," the man replies.

    "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her
    hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

    "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

    "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running
    her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her
    fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
    What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
    "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
    towels in the ladies room."
     
  2. rustychisel

    rustychisel Well-Known Member

    excellent [chortles appreciatively].

    it must be Friday!!
     
  3. rustychisel

    rustychisel Well-Known Member

    Aperitif, just saw your sig line. You need to get over to weightweenies.com, there's ways to make your KG361 lighter than that.
     
  4. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    ;) - I bet he didn't tell any of his mates what happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Location:
    O' slO'
    Why have women got legs?

    Have you seen the mess snails leave behind them! ;):tongue:
     
  6. stevenb

    stevenb New Member

    Location:
    South Beds.
    That was a cool joke.......
    Dayvo.....I think you lowered the tone there...;)
     
  7. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    A grasshopper walks into a bar. The barman says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!".

    The grasshopper replies "great, I'll have a Steve please."
     
  8. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Nice one! Aperitif ;):biggrin::biggrin:
     
  9. JamesAC

    JamesAC Senior Member

    Location:
    London
    A man walks in to a bar, and there's a white horse serving.

    "That's amazing!" said the man, "did you know there is a whisky named after you?"

    "What, said the horse, "Eric?"
     
  10. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Location:
    O' slO'

    Only too happy to oblige, stevenb! :biggrin:
    Not that I want to offend anyone, of course! ;)
     
  11. sloe

    sloe New Member

    Location:
    Banffshire
    Prince Charles is down the sewers.

    "End what do you do?"
    "I count the turds floating past, sir."
    "Fessinatin. Is there much veriety in tords?"
    "Certainly sir. I can tell my wifes turd - here it comes now"
    "Really! How can you tell?"
    "Well, it's got my sandwiches tied to it"
     
  12. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Location:
    O' slO'
    :ohmy::biggrin: Very good!
     
  13. :ohmy::biggrin: best one yet!