Least necessary accessory ever?

[jefmcg]

(http://shop.alt-gear.com/p/ikase)

 

[Christopher]

That's good but I nominate Paul Smith stuff from Rapha. Add a few stripes and double the price of something that was pricy to start with!

 

[byegad]

My friends recumbent has an ashtray. AND he doesn't even smoke!

 

[Boris Bajic]

A pump attached to (or carried on) the bicycle.

I never get punctures. I check pressures and inflate if necessary in the garage and go from there.

There is no puncture fairy - and if there is then he or she is a bitter, incompetent loser. Ugly, too and smells.

If he or she (or it) was in any way competent, I'd get punctures. I don't. What a loser!

A pump carried on rides is the least necessary accessory.

 

[green1]

A pump attached to (or carried on) the bicycle.

I never get punctures. I check pressures and inflate if necessary in the garage and go from there.

There is no puncture fairy - and if there is then he or she is a bitter, incompetent loser. Ugly, too and smells.

If he or she (or it) was in any way competent, I'd get punctures. I don't. What a loser!

A pump carried on rides is the least necessary accessory.

I'd take a pump next time you go out on the bike if I was you.

 

[400bhp]

A bell

Or a mirror

 

[Scoosh]

(http://shop.alt-gear.com/p/ikase)

They say it's for use on a trainer - Aye, right

It can rotate to landscape mode too, so you won't be able to get your hands on the bars ... except when in the drops ... when nose-iPad distan ..... ah, faggedit

 

[Hip Priest]

The most useless thing on my bike is me.

 

[Cyclopathic]

A pump attached to (or carried on) the bicycle.

I never get punctures. I check pressures and inflate if necessary in the garage and go from there.

There is no puncture fairy - and if there is then he or she is a bitter, incompetent loser. Ugly, too and smells.

If he or she (or it) was in any way competent, I'd get punctures. I don't. What a loser!

A pump carried on rides is the least necessary accessory.

I don't know where you get these ideas but there is no need to share this lunacy. I carry a pump on my bicycle at all times because if I didn't it would have to stay in a drawer or cupboard or other place and I would not ever get to see it which would be a shame because it is a lovely little brass pump from days of yore and looks very nice.

 

[defy-one]

has to be a bottle holder and bottle.... who the hell goes more than a couple if miles on a bike?

 

[Paul99]

They say it's for use on a trainer - Aye, right

It can rotate to landscape mode too, so you won't be able to get your hands on the bars ... except when in the drops ... when nose-iPad distan ..... ah, faggedit

It rotates to landscape mode so that when you are sliding across the road after being knocked down because you ran a red light you won't miss a second of this weeks xfactorgetmeoutofhere.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

A bell

Or a mirror

agree with a bell - I'd rather have an ice cream scoop, although for mutes or Hooks from Police Academy I can make an exception.

mirror - my previously broken neck and painful lateral movement begs to differ, an effective mirror is a rare beast but once you find one it is worth its weight in gold.

 

[potsy]

A bell

Or a mirror

 

[shouldbeinbed]

The most useless thing on my bike is me.

Testify brother

 

[youngoldbloke]

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